Off Topic Cricket Thread

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Reverse psychology pal

In that case, well played Dr. HB.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

We need to nick another one out before tea, preferably Khawaja

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Bairstow puts down Khaeaja off an under edge in Roots's 1st over back. Very difficult chance but a chance

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Was nigh on impossible really. Such a thick edge it went straight down

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

This is so boring, the commentators have stopped commenting.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Stephen Fry walking like he's got a stick up his arse.
What?! I said STick, ok.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Follow on avoided. Yay.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Crowd in fine voice.
But what the heck are they singing?

 

[Hoop-Leif]

Need wickets

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

****ty channel went to break as no ball called. Who's directing this B.S.?

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

How fast do you think Khawaja's heart is beating?
Never scored a century against England in England.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Green Gone. Ali, Ali, Ali. Oi, oi, oi.
No ... wait!

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Well done Khawaja, 100!

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Ussie, Ussie, Ussie ... oui, oui, oui!

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Come on Ussie. We need you to get a BIG HUNDRED.
Double ton would be nice too.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Stop the presses. NOT OUT!

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

This game is a matter of inches.

 

[Hoop-Leif]

The lead is evaporating quickly

 

[Trammers]

It will still take Aussies until lunchtime tomorrow just to reach parity..... no need to panic just yet.... England still in a good position, a few more wickets with new ball and things will look rosie...

 

[jeffranger]

It will still take Aussies until lunchtime tomorrow just to reach parity..... no need to panic just yet.... England still in a good position, a few more wickets with new ball and things will look rosie...

Not when you bowl a no ball & bowls him or drop catches