Crap Towns

He's a fake scouser.

It's one of the new ****ty things that teenagers do online now. They waste their time going on footy forums and acting like a wum from another team, so it 'makes that team look bad' <doh>

iz dat bad menin good or bad menin bad fam?
 
Yet another one of ER's awesome insults.

Do you copy and paste them? You're the most uninspired **** on here.

Why don't you pretend to be a wum again, that's always a ****ing laugh.

Old ****.

<doh>

Go and continue talking to yourself on chatbox you ******ed ***** ****.
 
Mile End
Whitechapel
Hackney Central
Stoke Newington
Hackney Wick

These are my 'endz' and there's nothing wrong with them. If you're that much of a feeble little **** then go live in a field somewhere, or is it you're just scared of people that are a different colour to you?

Hackney ****s all over 99% of the country, any town north of London is either some quaint little boring ****hole like you'd see in Emmerdale or some derelict and deprived ****hole town like Middlesborough or Stoke <doh>

The tube is annoying and the millions of people here can be a bit irritating but that's nowhere near enough to make it worse than somewhere like Birmingham.

I've never been to Scotland but Glasgow? I've seen footage (ie people not being able to recognise fruit) and read enough about it that to know for sure that I never want to go.

Rant over <ok>

I have looked and looked, but cannot for the life of me find the bit where I say Birmingham/Stoke/Middlesborough are nicer? But to say "there's nothing wrong with them" is pushing it, and as for Hackney crapping all over 99% of the country....okey dokey.

That said, my yardsticks are Marlow, Winchester, Christchurch, Beaconsfield, Newbury. So I'm already in a field, ta, and boy the air smells a lot fcking cleaner than 'Ackney, even with the fresh layer of sh!t.
 
hackney is great... black on black shootings and stabbings.. the **** you complaining about?