The only thing that comes out of my arse is ****e and miniature figurines.
I've been wondering where my Kinder Surprise Turtles went to...
The only thing that comes out of my arse is ****e and miniature figurines.
Or Welsh.
Some god awful towns in Wales. Swansea for a start.
Edinburgh is jampacked full of cock sucking ****s who just can't help but insert things in their anus'.

I was in Edinburgh in August. Meant to stay in the centre and the stag do company changed our apartments at the last minute. Very close to Hibs ground, a bar called the Loch Inn down the street.
Not a word of a lie but there isn't an area in Belfast as run down as that area.
I'm going on saturday![]()
If I was as sad as you I would go find the thread where I discussed with Hash all the places in Ireland I'd been to (including the ****hole that is Belfast) but thankfully I'm not an obsessive, psychotic weirdo like yerself.
Edinburgh is jampacked full of cock sucking ****s who just can't help but insert things in their anus'.
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Sorry, missed this post. As all Leithers would point out, Leith isn't part of Edinburgh.
The taxi to the Airport threw some horrors up too.
I liked Edinburgh though, what I can remember.
Most doormen didn't want 12 pished Paddies in though.
Most doormen didn't want 12 pished Paddies in though.
Arguing whether Northern Ireland is more ****e than Scotland is what Freud had in mind when coining the phrase 'narcissism of the small difference'.
Arguing whether Northern Ireland is more ****e than Scotland is what Freud had in mind when coining the phrase 'narcissism of the small difference'.
Quoting Freud is what I call "being a pretentious bawknuckle"
We get it. You read Freud, Nietzsche, Wittgenstein etc. Well done.

Freud was a harlot and charlatan.
Along with Darwin the most ****ed up spasticated ***** **** and full of ****.
Stick to 60" teles baldy.

Lochend/Restalrig. Aye, it's pretty bad round there. Had to go there a lot when I was working with the DWP. Lots of MD types.