Yeah but it's all come a bit easy showing Boris up, it's almost akin to kicking a puppy, a fat, selfish, obnoxious, lying, devious, self serving, ****ish puppy that would hump anyones leg, admittedly.
“Aah, isn’t he cute?”
“No, he’s not cute, he just pissed in the laundry basket again, and now he’s trying to **** the cat.”


