You gotta try an bum probe from a tall grey dude....... They have no nails unlike the reptilian of the species, bit of lube and a high five later.... jobs a good un
Not sure if serious? Ever been probed Dude? By the Old Bill perhaps...You gotta try an bum probe from a tall grey dude....... They have no nails unlike the reptilian of the species, bit of lube and a high five later.... jobs a good un
Not sure if serious? Ever been probed Dude? By the Old Bill perhaps...Unclench ffs!
It’s really no fun for me when my Wum targets go off the Richter Scale with my opening gambit.
Please, spend at least a few posts fizzing before I net you.

Not sure if serious? Ever been probed Dude? By the Old Bill perhaps...
Bruv, it's hot today, is there not a few Leeds fans you could go introduce yourself to. I'm sure they'd love your fishing material![]()

Remember seeing Frankie Boyle, on Mock The Week when Saddam Hussein's execution was videoedand put online.
He said
"I watched it and it really made me think...is there nothing on the net I wouldn't bang one out to?"
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Bruv, it's hot today, is there not a few Leeds fans you could go introduce yourself to. I'm sure they'd love your fishing material![]()
Remember seeing Frankie Boyle, on Mock The Week when Saddam Hussein's execution was videoedand put online.
He said
"I watched it and it really made me think...is there nothing on the net I wouldn't bang one out to?"
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Clearly never been to Manchester Primark ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
or indeed any.
on the money mate 
The world is getting weirder twice a day now. Used to be about monthlypubs or schools?
how is this a debate?
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavi...sts-warn-it-could-require-trade-offs-12040408

have you missed a pub?The world is getting weirder twice a day now. Used to be about monthly![]()
Yes, for about 20 years matehave you missed a pub?

i ain't..i've become so anti social outside of work.Yes, for about 20 years mate![]()
Like you i have become a little antisocial but **** all to do with COVID, i lost a lot of mates due to life/people moving on (or out of it) and as such only go to the pub on rare occasions, mostly with family or old mates that are having a do so to speak. Enjoy the **** out of it when the situation arises but don't miss it when things are quiet.i ain't..i've become so anti social outside of work.
just a machine (which is ironic, as some call me that at work)...
I still see the people i need to see....that's it....
As a species, we are stupid..
We ain't even had the 2nd or 3rd wave yet.
..........Like you i have become a little antisocial but **** all to do with COVID, i lost a lot of mates due to life/people moving on (or out of it) and as such only go to the pub on rare occasions, mostly with family or old mates that are having a do so to speak. Enjoy the **** out of it when the situation arises but don't miss it when things are quiet.
I'm with you on this, i am more than happy with my own company and love the time to read or mess with fixing things (i will pull anything apart and fix it if given the chance..........
Mate, i'm the opposite,
I'm not even gonna be big headed and say i've been all over....
Which i have, and ****s fro m every corner...
But i'm loving the quiet....It's a far cry from my previous lives.....I like it
), just saying i also still enjoy a night out and even more so now it's rarer.most of my mates don't drink now......So it's ****......they all have good jobs, and become boring,,,,I'm with you on this, i am more than happy with my own company and love the time to read or mess with fixing things (i will pull anything apart and fix it if given the chance), just saying i also still enjoy a night out and even more so now it's rarer.
pubs or schools?
how is this a debate?
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavi...sts-warn-it-could-require-trade-offs-12040408

I saw that earlier...what a choice for you lot who go to the pub...
Stop being able to have a pint or give me time off work![]()