Coronavirus

Not sure if serious? Ever been probed Dude? By the Old Bill perhaps...

 

Bruv, it's hot today, is there not a few Leeds fans you could go introduce yourself to. I'm sure they'd love your fishing material

 

I'm one of the unlucky ones who hasn't had contact with alien life dude.

I've had plenty of contact with the filth being an anarchist at heart, though I can assure you if they did try they wouldn't be leaving that cell without minus part of thy ferret faces.

 

Seriously, I’m thinking of giving up wumming.

There doesn’t seem to be the same audience for it like there used to be.

I feel like Eric Morecambe, childish yet dignified in my humour, in a world that is interested only in the crass profanity of Frankie Boyle.

 

Remember seeing Frankie Boyle, on Mock The Week when Saddam Hussein's execution was videoedand put online.

He said
"I watched it and it really made me think...is there nothing on the net I wouldn't bang one out to?"

 

The new, sober Frankie usually knows where to draw the line these days. Sadly.

 

FFS don't send him over to us! Nerves are a bit shredded as it is over there! Why do you think I'm over here?

 

My favourite was when, on some game show, he said, “I watched a programme on TV where Nigella Lawson was kneading some dough... I nearly ripped my cock off!”

 

on the money mate

 

pubs or schools?


how is this a debate?

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavi...sts-warn-it-could-require-trade-offs-12040408

 

The world is getting weirder twice a day now. Used to be about monthly

 

have you missed a pub?

 

Yes, for about 20 years mate

 

i ain't..i've become so anti social outside of work.

just a machine (which is ironic, as some call me that at work)...

I still see the people i need to see....that's it....

As a species, we are stupid..

We ain't even had the 2nd or 3rd wave yet.

 

Like you i have become a little antisocial but **** all to do with COVID, i lost a lot of mates due to life/people moving on (or out of it) and as such only go to the pub on rare occasions, mostly with family or old mates that are having a do so to speak. Enjoy the **** out of it when the situation arises but don't miss it when things are quiet.

 

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Mate, i'm the opposite,

I'm not even gonna be big headed and say i've been all over....

Which i have, and ****s fro m every corner...

But i'm loving the quiet....It's a far cry from my previous lives.....I like it

 

I'm with you on this, i am more than happy with my own company and love the time to read or mess with fixing things (i will pull anything apart and fix it if given the chance ), just saying i also still enjoy a night out and even more so now it's rarer.

 

most of my mates don't drink now......So it's ****......they all have good jobs, and become boring,,,,

so i make do with pretend friends from work....when i fact, we all know, they are just people...

friends, i don't think so....we all don't have to many true friends....

 

I saw that earlier...what a choice for you lot who go to the pub...

Stop being able to have a pint or give me time off work

 

My daughter is more than ready to go back to school. Homeschooling has been okay, we got there in the end. But I think a kid seeing their parent suddenly turning into their teacher is a bit of a head **** for them. More than that though, she needs to see her friends and talk about what they've all been through, and just hang out with other 7 year olds.

If it comes to Boris to make a decision between pubs and schools though, he'll fudge it and do nothing. Then blame teachers and pub staff for a rise in covid cases.