Lovely day... might just have a walk through the fields to the pub...
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Need a joint for Mother's Day .... not from you Sucky
Stay at home old man. Mother’s Day is cancelled. No-one is to go and see their mothers.
I live with the mother of our girls
But unless they live with you too it’s still cancelled!
Unless you’re literally having a sad indoors mother’s day with just the two of you... it’s gotta be better to just cancel
But unless they live with you too it’s still cancelled!
Unless you’re literally having a sad indoors mother’s day with just the two of you... it’s gotta be better to just cancel
Youngest lives with us and middle girl came home from Uni on Thursday
At least you get some proper family time - so many people going to just be sat indoors bored as ****! Lots of mother’s not going to get mother’s day this year!
Was talking to my mate back in Dublin. Apparently pubs have been raided, found filled wall to wall with pissed punters and way too many people are ignoring the guidelines and advice.
Looks like there will be a forced gradual lockdown in Ireland according to him, he's in the army, and they are on 2 hours notice to move if needed.
Looks like there will be a forced gradual lockdown in Ireland according to him, he's in the army, and they are on 2 hours notice to move if needed.
my other half and all the other soccer moms in her group are all whatsapping each other videos of half naked buff guys dancing to keep em going
my other half and all the other soccer moms in her group are all whatsapping each other videos of half naked buff guys dancing to keep em going
Your other half eh?
Just a suggestion and you will probably tell me to fook off
At the moment with the knowledge you will have of distribution and turn around times, your company probably now need you more than ever, not that they didn't in the first place. They will be taking in loads of new recruits, some who will be good (grafters) others who will be a waste of space. It might be an idea for you to take up their request of being a trainer, under the following provisory; What's in it for me (£££) and that it is only for temporary period during the current crisis. Obviously you can't go killing them Marine style though Comm, and you might have to do some H&S stuff, like there's a door to outside
Costco all for panic buying then?
Or are they checking who’s coming back again? I’m sure they can find out what with everyone having a membership
Why can't we massively ramp-up production of testing kits? We can't keep spending billions on paying fookers to do nowt for long and we're only slowing down the spread. Surely the only way out of this is widespread testing, as in every fooker? Will cost billions but we have thousands of factories producing millions of little pieces of plastic crap in plastic bags which wouldn't need much to turn into testing kit factories. Would probably need enforced lockdown on those testing positive but it's the only way to actually eradicate it. 'Fashion' pharma companies can be forced to change to producing the actual testing chemicals instead of fooking 'hypercutinol' skin creams and the like. There are 1.2 million COPD cases currently being treated in the UK and probably 2 or 3 times that many as yet undiagnosed and from what I've read, those are all at high risk of dying or ending up permanently even more compromised, needing far more health care resources. Are we just going to let all of those get covid-19, whether it be tomorrow or in a few weeks or months, because they will under the current strategy.
Looks like I have won the stockpiling jackpot. Girl I’ve been seeing is a manager at a chain restaurant which closed this week. She was told she could take everything from the kitchen which would be gone off by the time they re-opened. I now have a **** ton of food which should see me and my housemates through the next couple of weeks
She gave a load of it away to a an old person charity near the restaurant before bringing the rest here. I’m going to make some packages of various stuff and give them to the few elderly people I know who live near me to hopefully encourage them to stay indoors and not wander off to a shop.
She gave a load of it away to a an old person charity near the restaurant before bringing the rest here. I’m going to make some packages of various stuff and give them to the few elderly people I know who live near me to hopefully encourage them to stay indoors and not wander off to a shop.
There's some lovely bacon in the firdge that keeps catching my eye, thick cut slices, so tempting, back I must resist temptation and use perishable stuff up first
Wrap the perishable stuff in bacon
MMmmmmm solution.
I think he means it more in a Gollum/Smeagol wayYour other half eh?
My sister in law works in Subway. Her branch closed yesterday. She got an industrial pack of bog roll
Funny thing is the dumb fck who owns it realised he shouldn't have closed and reopened this morning.
She's keeping the bog roll.
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