Coronavirus

[Star of David Bardsley]

Anyone else not got a clue what their blood type is?

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Do not ever volunteer for the Samaritans

No thats a good idea

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He’s not packed up his avatar yet, but he defo flounced again the massive ****ing Mary.

Even by his standards he’s been a colossal flange of late, I hope the weird ****er is alright.

He’s been thrashing around for attention like a big girl’s blouse lately, he tried to come back a few times but ended up looking like Audley Harrison in the end. Shame, I liked him when he was being real.

 

[Chief]

Anyone else not got a clue what their blood type is?

I used to know but I've forgotten completely, which tells me I've not given blood for way too long.

I think that's how I used to know anyway!

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

Anyone else not got a clue what their blood type is?

I was about to post that exact same thing then wondered if it would give away what a dense ****er I am

 

[HRH Custard VC]

I used to know but I've forgotten completely, which tells me I've not given blood for way too long.

I think that's how I used to know anyway!

I stopped giving blood when they changed the system to appointments only and not just turn up. I was cancelled 3 times in a row, so fuk um

 

[Chief]

So has HIAG ****ed off again then?

It was his sons 18th birthday last night, this much I know.

They went to a restaurant and pub and everything, the naughty ****er.

Probs hungover today, or something!

 

[brb]

That's just like health insurance, you're not covered for pre existing conditions.

Why would they?

I don't remember stating they had to - but as I'm no longer covered, can I ask for a refund

 

[brb]

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/soc...ay-be-more-vulnerable-coronavirus-china-study

 

[Tobes]

It was his sons 18th birthday last night, this much I know.

They went to a restaurant and pub and everything, the naughty ****er.

Probs hungover today, or something!

Can’t have been much of a do, he was back on here flouncing by 9.20.

 

[astro]

I stopped giving blood when they changed the system to appointments only and not just turn up. I was cancelled 3 times in a row, so fuk um

Should have took the hint at two.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Which one of you is this?

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[HRH Custard VC]

Should have took the hint at two.

I should have

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Anyone else not got a clue what their blood type is?

You can find out by swallowing a whole courgette. If you choke, you’re defo A or O, if it slides down you’re more than likely HIV+

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Which one of you is this?

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I can only assume that it’s you or you wouldn’t have cropped the head.

 

[Welshie]

Anyone else not got a clue what their blood type is?

Never ever known. Sure they told me once whem i was a kid.

 

[pompeymeowth]

If you have type A blood you are ****ed, as more die from the virus than O type blood groups

Good job I am O negative

I thought you were IQ negative, my bad.

 

[brb]

If you have type A blood you are ****ed, as more die from the virus than O type blood groups

Good job I am O negative

Everyone blood group O, get off your arses and do some work

 

[Chief]

I don't remember stating they had to - but as I'm no longer covered, can I ask for a refund

I'm not saying you did say that.

I still think its a fairly obvious thing for them to do though under the circumstances.

 

[Chief]

Can’t have been much of a do, he was back on here flouncing by 9.20.

Carries his tablet ****ing everywhere mate.

No doubt including his sons 18th, considering he was posting live on Facebook.