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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    for the likes of CNN to speak of Corona-chan in "racist" terms.

    Let's get "necessary racism" into the English dictionary ASAP, eh.
     
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  2. remembercolinlee

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    Went in to a chemist to buy some pain killers...they almost fainted when I said I said I only wanted 1 packet. <laugh>

    Went into the co op ... watched someone whine like twat cos there was no pasta left...as they were cramming 5 ****ing loaves of bread and four **** off sized packets of crackers into her trolley ... which had **** knows how many packs of pitta bread in it <doh>

    The world has climbed up it's arse.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Trump is a massive ****ing racist, this is an irrefutable fact, so what’s your point caller?
     
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  4. The RDBD

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    lamestream media :

    1. rules for thee but not for me.
    2. orange man bad
     
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

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    That’s some outside the box thinking there, mate.
     
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  6. afcftw

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    I went and got some paracetamol earlier. All the own brand stuff completely sold out. The more expensive branded stuff hadn’t been touched. Apparently panic buying only stretches to the cheapest version of each item!

    I was impressed with the number of bottles of wine one woman had fit into her trolley, at least she was preparing for a drunk isolation <laugh>

    Also only curry flavour pot noodles left. If no-one wants them even when everything else has been panic bought it might be time to dump it as a flavour.
     
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  7. Archers Road

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    If they are allowed to do that, they will. If the loans are made conditional on their retaining staff, that has a different outcome, presumably
     
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  8. remembercolinlee

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    Tbf...he ain't...he has just banned political opinions being put in a ****y way to stop this descending into "no but yeah but" thread.

    There are concerns that a lot of kids and families who depend on free school meals (we offer breakfast, fruit snacks and free school meals to all our kids in my school) will severely suffer if schools are shut.
    The borough is looking at running a food service for these vulnerable families if schools are shut.
    Have offered to help out...nice to see the positive side of human nature.


    Lots of the kids are scared ****less... they are watching adults lose their **** (online, on tv and in their families and in the local communities) so we are trying to let them talk to us and answer their questions which is difficult as their seems little factual information about.
    Think that we hsve done a great job as a team and really hope we ain't closed cos I really do worry that the kids and families (all have some form of Social, Emotional or Mental Health issues) and think thst this stress could really be difficult for them to cope with.

    Anyhow...hope you are all ok
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    They are very quick and efficient at taking your money, and extremely reluctant ever to pay out. That’s why I only have the insurance I’m legally obliged to have.
     
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  10. astro

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    WTF. Curry is the 2nd best Pot Noodle after Bombay Bad Boy.
     
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  11. Tobes

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    @Suckmyklopp
     
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  12. brb

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    @Suckmyklopp He's ^^^ lost, can you show him the way back home.
     
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  13. brb

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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    If you have type A blood you are ****ed, as more die from the virus than O type blood groups

    Good job I am O negative
     
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    So has HIAG ****ed off again then?
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Oh cracking. Today just gets better ffs.
     
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  17. brb

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    Just received an email from my travel insurers. Coronavirus will now be considered a 'known event' - As a result I will not be covered for any loses for trips booked after 7.30pm today, 17th March.
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

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    Do not ever volunteer for the Samaritans <yikes>
     
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  19. Tobes

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    He’s not packed up his avatar yet, but he defo flounced again the massive ****ing Mary.

    Even by his standards he’s been a colossal flange of late, I hope the weird ****er is alright.
     
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    That's just like health insurance, you're not covered for pre existing conditions.

    Why would they?
     
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