Coronavirus

[The Ginger Marks]

Well I'm glad I watch The Walking Dead now, all you Muppets that stopped watching when it got a bit **** will be flocking around me for protection.

I even started watching Black Summer recently, I'm a ****ing pro at all this.

Talking dead as they now call it lost its way after season 6. Needs the return of king Rick to liven it up. Black summer follows the zombie format but not exceptional.

 

[luvgonzo]

Talking dead as they now call it lost its way after season 6. Needs the return of king Rick to liven it up. Black summer follows the zombie format but not exceptional.

I've watched the first 4 episodes and I really like it, no character development and boring dialogue just people stuck trying to survive, it's got a great feel to it. I think it's superb.

Rick won't return he's doing the films that are due out this year.

 

[Archers Road]

Cheap flights to Italy right now.

All one way though, return flights in short supply

 

[Treble]

Cheap flights to Italy right now.

But what do you do when you get there, they won't let you in.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

But what do you do when you get there, they won't let you in.

Look for a decent fry-up and wait for it all to blow over.

 

[luvgonzo]

But what do you do when you get there, they won't let you in.

Airport bar innit.

 

[Treble]

Look for a decent fry-up and wait for it all to blow over.

We have some teachers over from Italy on the Erasmus programme. They're due to go back on Sunday but not sure yet if they'll be allowed in due to the ban. Lovely ladies btw... not Mistress Orchid lovely ladies, just lovely ladies.

 

[Stan]

We have some teachers over from Italy on the Erasmus programme. They're due to go back on Sunday but not sure yet if they'll be allowed in due to the ban. Lovely ladies btw... not Mistress Orchid lovely ladies, just lovely ladies.

As lovely as Xena?

 

[Treble]

As lovely as Xena?

Less bondage, less faecal matter.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Some **** in blaydons had it... not far from me

 

[Tobes]

People need to keep a sense of perspective with this imo. 13,000 U.K. deaths were attributed to the last major pandemic of swine flu in 2008-9.

The mortality rate from the Coronavirus is circa 3%.

 

[Fox Mulder]

People need to keep a sense of perspective with this imo. 13,000 U.K. deaths were attributed to the last major pandemic of swine flu in 2008-9.

The mortality rate from the Coronavirus is circa 3%.

I'm unlucky

 

[Tobes]

I'm unlucky

You’re relatively young and healthy so there’s no more to fear from getting this, than any other ‘normal’ winter flu virus. I’d wager you don’t even get the annual vaccine or worry a jot about it.

 

[brb]

I'm unlucky

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AGE​

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{td}DEATH RATE*{/td}
{/tr}
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80+ years old​

{/td}

{td=125x@}

14.8%​

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{/tr}
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{td}

70-79 years old​

{/td}

{td}

8.0%​

{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}

60-69 years old​

{/td}

{td}

3.6%​

{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}

50-59 years old​

{/td}

{td}

1.3%​

{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}

40-49 years old​

{/td}

{td}

0.4%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

30-39 years old​

{/td}

{td}

0.2%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

20-29 years old​

{/td}

{td}

0.2%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

10-19 years old​

{/td}

{td}

0.2%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}0-9 years old{/td}
{td}

no fatalities​

{/td}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
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[brb]

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PRE-EXISTING CONDITION​

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{td}DEATH RATE*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td=260x@}

Cardiovascular disease​

{/td}

{td=110x@}

10.5%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

Diabetes​

{/td}

{td}

7.3%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

Chronic respiratory disease​

{/td}

{td}

6.3%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

Hypertension​

{/td}

{td}

6.0%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

Cancer​

{/td}

{td}

5.6%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr=bcolor:#f9f9f9}
{td}

no pre-existing conditions​

{/td}

{td}

0.9%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
[/xtable]

 

[brb]

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SEX​

{/td}

{td}DEATH RATE *{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td=244x@}

Male​

{/td}

{td=125x@}

2.8%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}

Female​

{/td}

{td}

1.7%​

{/td}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
[/xtable]

 

[brb]

I'm unlucky

Are you over 80 with heart disease?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Are you over 80 with heart desease?

No but according to these figures there's a chance i could die

 

[brb]

No but according to these figures there's a chance i could die

Ok bro, can you hurry up and get on with it then

 

[Tobes]

Are you over 80 with heart disease?

No.

But his new bird might be.....