Coronavirus

Tobes Mandela

Take ****ing care. Gargle with TCP, or at the least mouthwash. Trust me, it will help. No cure, just a treatment.

 

For when he sucks cock?

 

Sucky cracked open a Becks tonight

 

Not in the nicest of moods, is he? Get a ****ing grip Sucky, eh?

 

I think the contents of the ‘Let’s call it all off’ thread has got Sucky a bit vex up tbh

 

Well you should have fùcking trained them then. If they won't come back to you then they shouldn't be off the lead ya knob.

 

^^^^^^^^^^ does not quite get social distancing

Ppl are moving anyway! If you cough while you're out they will just call the po po.... something you in your line of work do not want Sucksta

 

Waking up at 6 on a Saturday when I can't do **** all. FFS.

 

Morning.

 

Try St Lucia. No cases as yet my mate tells me.

 

I feel your pain mate. My boy's the same age as you. been off work since Monday, can't go to the gym, can't go to the pub, can't really do anything.

I'm happy to be at work tbh. And my colleague is a Pool fan, so it's all good as I have someone to laugh at.

Though he has just pointed out that Liverpool will be European Champions for two seasons. @luvgonzo , you're a bit slow picking upo on this.

 

Have you seen the the Let's Call The Whole Thing Off thread. If I even think about football it makes me Hitler.

 

Morning luvvy, you on the craft beers?

 

I've got 4 beers left until Tuesday. Not good.

 

You're going to invade Poland?

 

Oh.

 

So 2 trophies with an asterisk? ... poor ****ers ... that flag is gonna look a bit crap ... wonder if they'll incorporate an asterisk into the club badge?

 

Yeah I was actually enjoying going to work as well until they forced me to go home this week. On call next week as well so I will literally be working from my house all week.

 

Sit in the car for an hour and then play solitaire for eight hours to simulate the experience. Perhaps get a neighbour to say through the window how they “can’t be arsed today” and that HR are lazy, useless ****s.