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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You dropped your loo roll on top of it.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

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    Works for me
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It was my last piece...I'll have to go to Aldi and 87 more rolls. And some pasta.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    that's just ya tits, ya hussy.
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

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    I love how you explain my jokes<smooch>
     
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  6. Commachio

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    You get ya tits out for a bit of sun..Chaos wear sports socks in a sunbed...It's a weird time.
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    Being from way up north, he's probably like an Albino and soaks up the rays, through a layer of woolens.


    It's an all over natural tan down here from about May onwards. There's a great beach right up the far end of Southsea, where you can go take it all off.

    I only go with my friend though, as there are some weird old men down there.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    The smell of rotten kippers must be a put off.
     
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    Did you deliberately fold it up and take a ****ty photo so we couldn’t all print it and use it?
     
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    Great story this:
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52054602
    Norway had requests from both Kurdistan/Iraq and Italy to extradite this radical preacher accused of terrorism. They couldn't extradite him to Iraq as it still has the death penalty so they have extradited him to Italy today.

    He is apparently high risk for Corona virus with both diabetes and high blood pressure.
     
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    I can’t post the link using this device , but on the bbc there is a map of the USA showing the 21 states that have lock down . Apart from three in in the middle , it’s only the north East and West cost . Sums up what you say about his support perfectly !
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    There’s a nudist beach in Southsea, really?

    Two of my cousins live in Southsea. Now I know why
     
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    Was only winding you up Fosse <doh> I’ve shown my appreciation numerous times to our health services, and in the real world I’ve donated thousands to RMCH. If it’s all the same with you I won’t risk waking up my kids to go outside and clap with people off my street, I totally get how lit it makes you feel though.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Yes it is ... or an average of over £200k over 3 years I think ... you also have to have been running your business for 12 months ... so any poor ****er that got made redundant from employed work within the last 12 months and set up their own business with their redundancy money is right royally ****ed irrespective of how much they are bringing in ... expect some back tracking ...
     
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    It's on here just scroll down .


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52056586
     
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    If you go all the way up the seafront, past Eastney baths, (they have nude nights there too during the week) and keep going up the beach, it's the last section before you get to the harbour, between there and Hayling island.
     
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    Healthcare workers, doctors, truck drivers and half a million who volunteered for the NHS, you aint seen nothing.

    After the "Imagine" cringe fest from Gal Gadot, now Julia Roberts starts a no makeup selfie campaign.

    Stunning and Brave(tm) The celebrity attention seeking meltdown continues. <doh>
     
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    Nude nights? <laugh>






    :bandit:
     
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    Wouldn't want to see an old **** like you there<laugh>
     
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