Coronavirus

[Chief]

Stay at home or be fined.....about bloody time!

You can go to work though.

 

[Chief]

Unless you can't of course, but you get what I mean!

He didn't say all works stops.

 

[Treble]

This is all very well because it's in the best interests for the health and safety of everyone.

But with so many businesses closing, I really think they need to come up with something financially for the self-employed that is in line with those who are employed. How are they supposed to survive financially?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

What odds there’s another photo tomorrow of a packed train?

 

[Stan]

Delivery company websites currently crashing...probably.

We live in crazy times.

Divorce rates to go through the roof.

 

[Looney Leftie]

Seemed a bit vague on the work front.

A garage is meant to be collecting my car in the morning for a service.

No idea if this means they won't be coming.

 

[Commachio]

Key workers?

 

[Treble]

Seemed a bit vague on the work front.

A garage is meant to be collecting my car in the morning for a service.

No idea if this means they won't be coming.

Is it a police car or military vehicle?

 

[brb]

Delivery company websites currently crashing...probably.

We live in crazy times.

Divorce rates to go through the roof.

I assume they can still fulfill electrical deliveries made online? People will still need refrigeration etc, which is essential.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

All clothes and electrical goods shops to close.

Does that mean Tesco has to close its electrical and clothes departments?

 

[FosseFilberto]

LOCKDOWN!

Morata

 

[Solid Air]

i liked the bit about getting your groceries delivered .
Go on then Boris try booking a delivery & if you do lb some my way will you .i'm starting to get almost as twitchy as the Mrs as i have 2 more deliveries booked and after **** knows .

 

[brb]

Does that mean Tesco has to close its electrical and clothes departments?

I would say yes. Food essentials only instore.

 

[Libby]

Are they really going to be pulling cars over and making the judgement on the side of the road on whether people qualify or not?


Doesn't seem very enforceable, though hopefully more people take it seriously now.

 

[Commachio]

No social gathering

ffs.

I work with many many people... So how will that work?

 

[Treble]

I'm going for a walk.

 

[brb]

i liked the bit about getting your groceries delivered .
Go on then Boris try booking a delivery & if you do lb some my way will you .i'm starting to get almost as twitchy as the Mrs as i have 2 more deliveries booked and after **** knows .

If you shop at a regular big supermarket chain, it might be worth sending them an email or even phone explaining your situation mate, so they can give you delivery slots - I know that will be a balls ache but I'm pretty certain they will help you

 

[Looney Leftie]

Is it a police car or military vehicle?

I could improvise perhaps with a few LEDs

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Are they really going to be pulling cars over and making the judgement on the side of the road on whether people qualify or not?


Doesn't seem very enforceable, though hopefully more people take it seriously now.

Me and Archers are key workers, don't you know?

Bastard.

 

[Commachio]

I'm going for a walk.

can i join you