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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Expect Boris to announce more robust sanctions on travel and gathering tonight plus further tax breaks ... including relaxation on custom's duty deferment account settlement payments ...

    Just call me Roberto Pesto ... <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 23, 2020
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    knob
     
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  3. Commachio

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    The prime minister has cancelled his daily coronavirus news conference and will instead make a "statement to the country" tonight at 8.30pm.

    have a guess.

    Lockdown?
     
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    Commachio, Mar 23, 2020
  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Just had my tea and really would like to go for a walk.

    But with this 8.30 announcement afraid I may get tasered about 8.35 by the cops.
     
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    Treble, Mar 23, 2020
  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    I think I will listen to what he has to say . Army to be deployed at supermarkets would be a start .
     
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    God no

    those gannets would have the shelves cleared in a max of 47 secs .
     
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    :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  8. brb

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    I'm sure I saw something where they might put soldiers into distribution. That would certainly make sense to me, I'd say into freight as well. In regards to supermarkets, they can afford their own in house security, especially with their current profiting from this crisis. Then leave the coppers to do the friendly bobby bit while ensuring ppl stay at home. Especially as crime should be down with everyone staying home...well aside from families killing one another!
     
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    your last sentence made me chuckle .
     
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    Families at home together all day, every day is going to be a strain <laugh>
     
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    That's utter bollox.. It's social disorder..

    People can';t keep a grip ffs....

    In house security with what powers?

    Take what you ****ing need, there's plenty to get by.. ****s
     
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    Does this mean we can't walk the ****ing dog if it's lockdown?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    How do the 1000s of homeless isolate?
     
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    Love it...we need more people like him.....it's the only way the idiots will understand. Customer instantly got defensive, said all you needed to know.
     
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    I know you'd go all Marine on them Comm with yer Jack Boots....but leave me to customer relations you stick to controlling the banana distribution <ok>
     
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    brb, Mar 23, 2020
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    Back in the 70's, yeah. :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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    Eh...?
    Thought you drove a truck delivering stuff...my bad if I have got it wrong...but I weren't taking the piss...
     
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