Coronavirus

So much for that

Think I'll just settle for a Madeira cake.

 

I've given up all hope

 

Oh leave it out you miserable sod

The weather's lovely, get out there and enjoy the sun... in your garden

 

he could grope some tits while he is out there .

 

Probably his own now that his outdoor gym's been shut down by the council.

 

It's cloudy

 

I'm the same mate, was offered to go to Cornwall (paid for as well) next week, I politely declined, the thoughts of spending time with other fellow Brits is a thing of nightmares for me. I'm old, I really don't need screaming kids and parents behaving badly. Snobbish maybe, but it's akin to going to Benidorm.

 

Going to amber mate. I did tell yer bro.

 

If Michael Fish posted on Not606

 

Are there any surgeons on The Falkland Islands who could lob your tits off bud?
Worth a google I reckon

 

I'm owed the surgery unfortunately

 

i didn't mean any others .

 

I'm sure one of the sheep shearers would give it a go for a budget price .

 

I think this turning on and off of the travel industry is no longer acceptable. You can't one minute say it's a green country, then a few weeks later remove it. If it was acceptable for the Champions League, the powers that be accepted that hundreds if not thousands of people can congregate for the final, you can't then decide after the event that a family now can't go to enjoy a one week break in the same country, under the same conditions.

 

But enough about Newcastle

 

My holiday plans for the next two years ruined - Afghanistan and Sudan added to the Red List.

 

https://www.portugalresident.com/po...ut-cases-of-nepal-mutation-of-indian-variant/

 

For nearly three weeks Belgium's leading virologist has been living in a safehouse with his wife and 12-year-old son, guarded by security agents.

While scientists across the world have come under attack throughout the pandemic, the threat to Prof Marc Van Ranst is more serious than most.

He has been targeted by a far-right soldier, Jürgen Conings, who has a vendetta for virologists and Covid lockdowns. The military shooting instructor is on the run with a rocket launcher and a machine gun, and Belgian police cannot find him.

Belgium's Van Ranst: Covid scientist targeted by a far-right sniper - BBC News

 

Something smells funny