Coronavirus

[Edelman]

You don't have to mate. I've seen a number of videos, and all they do is heat up the pasta for 10 mins, then just throw in some jar/tin tomato at the end. 15 mins tops. Pasta shelf life is two years+

Yeah but you dont much feel like eating
Drinking water and toast is generally all I do

 

[brb]

Yeah but you dont much feel like eating
Drinking water and toast is generally all I do

I'd imagine if they eat the actually amount of pasta they've bought, they're going to be needing some laxatives. Could be a market for them in a few weeks

 

[Stan]

When I had proper, coughing up blood, couldn’t get out of bed for ten days flu, I couldn’t eat food at all. Lost half a stone.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

When I had proper, coughing up blood, couldn’t get out of bed for ten days flu, I couldn’t eat food at all. Lost half a stone.

Sounds like a good dieting trick.

edit: @Stan to be one that perishes, just to put it out there.

 

[Edelman]

I'll just carry on going to the supermarket for the fresh stuff .
Seems to be enough of that stuff .
Quite happy with ! Bananas,apples tangerines,Peppers,salad, mushrooms, cheese and bread .
Throw in a few beers and jobs a good un

 

[pieguts]

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Found a job for Comm

 

[Treble]

All pubs have been shut down in Ireland...

only a few days before St Patricks Day.

Should go down well

 

[aberdude]

All pubs have been shut down in Ireland...

only a few days before St Patricks Day.

Should go down well

They got potatoes for moonshine?

 

[Treble]

They got potatoes for moonshine?

They haven't run out of alcohol!

@Mick O'Toon to confirm.

 

[Archers Road]

They haven't run out of alcohol!

and they never feckin’ will, but they’ll keep trying

 

[Treble]

and they never feckin’ will, but they’ll keep trying

Exactly, as long as there is access to alcohol, guaranteed they'll just all get together somewhere else.

 

[aberdude]

They haven't run out of alcohol!

They have if they can't buy it...anyway I'm thinking down the line when production stops and all reserves have been used up.

Plato once said if all else fails let the be moonshine and party hard

 

[remembercolinlee]

long shelf life

But the pasta shelves are empty while all the pasta sauce and tinned tomatoes shelves are ram packed ... dry pasta

 

[aberdude]

But the pasta shelves are empty while all the pasta sauce and tinned tomatoes shelves are ram packed ... dry pasta

Maybe everyone is growing tomatoes in the attic like around my way.

 

[Treble]

But the pasta shelves are empty while all the pasta sauce and tinned tomatoes shelves are ram packed ... dry pasta

Fcking idiots.

 

[remembercolinlee]

I'd imagine if they eat the actually amount of pasta they've bought, they're going to be needing some laxatives. Could be a market for them in a few weeks

Shall we all go out and buy them all up to teach the ****ers a lesson...is what a bad person would say...but not me...oh no sireee...you'llnever hear me say anything like that...

 

[Treble]

Maybe everyone is growing tomatoes in the attic like around my way.

Unlikely mate, we would've heard about it on the gardening thread.

@Suckmyklopp to confirm.

 

[brb]

But the pasta shelves are empty while all the pasta sauce and tinned tomatoes shelves are ram packed ... dry pasta

Normally I can go down the pasta aisle, and look through tomato based products, what olive oil selections they have in, and no other fooker would be down there, this week, suddenly every fooker likes pasta!

 

[Treble]

Normally I can go down the pasta aisle, and look through tomato based products, what olive oil selections they have in, and no other fooker would be down there, this week, suddenly every fooker likes pasta!

I bet 90% of them will need instructions on how to cook it.

 

[remembercolinlee]

Normally I can go down the pasta aisle, and look through tomato based products, what olive oil selections they have in, and no other fooker would be down there, this week, suddenly every fooker likes pasta!

Most of the ****ers will try frying it -