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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but you dont much feel like eating
    Drinking water and toast is generally all I do
     
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  2. brb

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    I'd imagine if they eat the actually amount of pasta they've bought, they're going to be needing some laxatives. Could be a market for them in a few weeks <whistle>
     
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  3. Stan

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    When I had proper, coughing up blood, couldn’t get out of bed for ten days flu, I couldn’t eat food at all. Lost half a stone.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Sounds like a good dieting trick.

    edit: @Stan to be one that perishes, just to put it out there. <cheers>
     
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  5. Edelman

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    I'll just carry on going to the supermarket for the fresh stuff .
    Seems to be enough of that stuff .
    Quite happy with ! Bananas,apples tangerines,Peppers,salad, mushrooms, cheese and bread .
    Throw in a few beers and jobs a good un :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  6. pieguts

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    Found a job for Comm
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    All pubs have been shut down in Ireland...

    only a few days before St Patricks Day.

    Should go down well <laugh>
     
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    They got potatoes for moonshine?
     
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  9. Treble

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    They haven't run out of alcohol! <laugh>

    @Mick O'Toon to confirm.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    and they never feckin’ will, but they’ll keep trying <ok>
     
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  11. Treble

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    Exactly, as long as there is access to alcohol, guaranteed they'll just all get together somewhere else.
     
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  12. aberdude

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    They have if they can't buy it...anyway I'm thinking down the line when production stops and all reserves have been used up.

    Plato once said if all else fails let the be moonshine and party hard
     
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  13. remembercolinlee

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    But the pasta shelves are empty while all the pasta sauce and tinned tomatoes shelves are ram packed ... dry pasta <yikes>
     
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    Maybe everyone is growing tomatoes in the attic like around my way.
     
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  15. Treble

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    Fcking idiots.
     
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    Shall we all go out and buy them all up to teach the ****ers a lesson...is what a bad person would say...but not me...oh no sireee...you'llnever hear me say anything like that...:bandit:
     
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  17. Treble

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    Unlikely mate, we would've heard about it on the gardening thread.

    @Suckmyklopp to confirm.
     
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    Normally I can go down the pasta aisle, and look through tomato based products, what olive oil selections they have in, and no other fooker would be down there, this week, suddenly every fooker likes pasta!
     
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    I bet 90% of them will need instructions on how to cook it.
     
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    Most of the ****ers will try frying it -<laugh>
     
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