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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
    24
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Primark opening with 50p on everything. I can't wait. I promise to socially distance as I'm clambering over the masses.

This Thursday I'll be clapping for the bangladeshi workers <ok>
 
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Diego said:
So let me get this right?

little Dom took his family from the isolated environment of his house to the isolated environment of his car.

He then drove 250 miles in said isolated car probably stopping for fuel, naughty Dom, if only somebody had invented some system of filling your car by use of a credit/debit card without ever leaving the pump you could have got away with this.

He then took his family to a secluded house to isolate them.

Then he took his family to a river bank to see the ducks, this time they all got out of the isolated car and mingled with the hundreds of others on the bank watching the ducks. Very naughty Dom.

In reality the penalty for breaking lockdown at that time was £60, i think it should be doubled for every offence so Dom should give the Chancellor £720 and say sorry.


Stop being political pussies and get in the real world <doh> <laugh>
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So you accept that one of the architects of the government's policy broke it six times? If the fine for shop-lifting was £120 and the Home Secretary broke it six times, would you simply say 'Pay the fines and forget it'?
 
In all fairness, there isn't a Coronavirus thread on the whole of Not606 that isn't discussing the same ****e.

And trust, I've been on all of them <whistle>

I highly recommend the one on the Racehorse board. Any others anyone wants to mention, feel free <ok>
 
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Number 1 Jasper said:
Slight flaw in your plan . If you have symptoms you must self isolate , that means by yourself in your home , I should know my brother had it and spent 7 days in a bedroom on his own only going to the bathroom . His wife left food outside the door . This arrogant prick put his child in real danger by locking all 3 of them in an extremely confined space , his car , for several hours .
He has got away with it , but if his child had got it , he and his wife would have been totally to blame.
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Dr Sarah Jarvis said that far from thinking about his child, to do what he and his wife did was the worst possible actions a parent could take in respect to their child. That and the fact that he never appeared to tell the authorities that a chief government advisor went half way across the country with no security arrangements and, as far as I can make out, he didn't ask any medical advice on his Covidball Run before they did it (or surely they'd have said, as Sarah Jarvis did, 'NOOOOO!!!!!!!!'.

So I'm calling bullshit on this 'instinct' nonsense - he knew damn well that if he'd asked permission to do it from the security services or the NHS they'd have said '****ing stay put Gollum. We can arrange all the food deliveries you need? You say there's protesters outside your house during lockdown? (hmm). Well it's a good job that atm we have more powers to move people on than we've ever had before in peacetime. We'll put an officer outside your home.'
 
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Treble said:
Odd or desperate? Probably both.

Hilarious too.
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Do you know what I think he was going to, or trying to say...

When he's been off his head...listen to it again and keep that in mind, that's honestly what I think he backed tracked out of saying.

Edit; note the sudden deep breath in, like he's snorting something.
 
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brb said:
Do you know what I think he was going to, or trying to say...

When he's been off his head...listen to it again and keep that in mind, that's honestly what I think he backed tracked out of saying.
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You could be right. He defo went full steam ahead before putting his brain in gear whatever he was going to say.
 
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Tootles the Taxi said:
Dr Sarah Jarvis said that far from thinking about his child, to do what he and his wife did was the worst possible actions a parent could take in respect to their child. That and the fact that he never appeared to tell the authorities that a chief government advisor went half way across the country with no security arrangements and, as far as I can make out, he didn't ask any medical advice on his Covidball Run before they did it (or surely they'd have said, as Sarah Jarvis did, 'NOOOOO!!!!!!!!'.

So I'm calling bullshit on this 'instinct' nonsense - he knew damn well that if he'd asked permission to do it from the security services or the NHS they'd have said '****ing stay put Gollum. We can arrange all the food deliveries you need? You say there's protesters outside your house during lockdown? (hmm). Well it's a good job that atm we have more powers to move people on than we've ever had before in peacetime. We'll put an officer outside your home.'
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<applause>
 
Treble said:
You could be right. He defo went full steam ahead before putting his brain in gear whatever he was going to say.
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Yup, he steamed straight into the question, suddenly realised shhite I can't say that 'what's the way of putting it' and after a long pause, snorts in, because the reaction, demonstrated the thought, without him realising it.
 
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Solid_Air 2 said:
just been to the small M&S in town which kept its small food hall open . Having been there a couple of weeks ago i knew it had a well thought out 1 way system and as it was the only shop open in that area nice & quiet.
Lots changed in 2 weeks as town seemed really busy and it turned out that in M&S not only the food hall but the clothing section is now open and one way system in the shop has been altered due to that and now means it in places is no longer one way .

PS @Tobes got a click & collect at Sainsburys last week and you're right it is brill . "would you like me to load the shopping into your boot sir" "that would be great" and off i go 5 mins later :emoticon-0148-yes:
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The M&S at Cheshire Oaks is a similar story (I'm guessing you're NW based too). The boundaries have literally moved in the past couple of weeks.
 
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