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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Primark opening with 50p on everything. I can't wait. I promise to socially distance as I'm clambering over the masses.

    This Thursday I'll be clapping for the bangladeshi workers <ok>
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    sort yourself out mate...the odd one keeps you focused
     
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  3. Tobes

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. brb

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    It's all those late nights, them two staying up together holding hands.
     
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  6. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    So you accept that one of the architects of the government's policy broke it six times? If the fine for shop-lifting was £120 and the Home Secretary broke it six times, would you simply say 'Pay the fines and forget it'?
     
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    Haha, I miss reading those late night exchanges between a pissed up Comm and Diego, with Sucky chirping in calling Comm a banana hoying **** from behind ignore <laugh>
     
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  8. Treble

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    In all fairness, there isn't a Coronavirus thread on the whole of Not606 that isn't discussing the same ****e.

    And trust, I've been on all of them <whistle>

    I highly recommend the one on the Racehorse board. Any others anyone wants to mention, feel free <ok>
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    Comm is all right in my book .
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    This is very odd

     
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  11. brb

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    I don't think anyone said he wasn't alright mate. We all have our own individual character traits, it's what makes the place, fun.
     
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  12. Treble

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    Odd or desperate? Probably both.

    Hilarious too.
     
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  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Dr Sarah Jarvis said that far from thinking about his child, to do what he and his wife did was the worst possible actions a parent could take in respect to their child. That and the fact that he never appeared to tell the authorities that a chief government advisor went half way across the country with no security arrangements and, as far as I can make out, he didn't ask any medical advice on his Covidball Run before they did it (or surely they'd have said, as Sarah Jarvis did, 'NOOOOO!!!!!!!!'.

    So I'm calling bullshit on this 'instinct' nonsense - he knew damn well that if he'd asked permission to do it from the security services or the NHS they'd have said '****ing stay put Gollum. We can arrange all the food deliveries you need? You say there's protesters outside your house during lockdown? (hmm). Well it's a good job that atm we have more powers to move people on than we've ever had before in peacetime. We'll put an officer outside your home.'
     
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  14. brb

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    Do you know what I think he was going to, or trying to say...

    When he's been off his head...listen to it again and keep that in mind, that's honestly what I think he backed tracked out of saying.

    Edit; note the sudden deep breath in, like he's snorting something.
     
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    You could be right. He defo went full steam ahead before putting his brain in gear whatever he was going to say.
     
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    Off to work now. Going to drive blindfold to test my route knowledge.
     
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    <applause>
     
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  18. brb

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    Yup, he steamed straight into the question, suddenly realised shhite I can't say that 'what's the way of putting it' and after a long pause, snorts in, because the reaction, demonstrated the thought, without him realising it.
     
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    The M&S at Cheshire Oaks is a similar story (I'm guessing you're NW based too). The boundaries have literally moved in the past couple of weeks.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah it was ****ing me up. And I can't do it in small amounts, espescially in lockdown.

    The 400 quid a month saved helps too like.
     
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