Coronavirus

[Libby]

Nice one.

What will we all moan about next though? Something to do with schools.

Reckon anyone who wants to send their kids back will be labelled as murdering scum.

 

[brb]

As journo said, hang on you wanted to take a test drive, not the route coming back to London, but a 30 minute diversion to Barnard Castle!

 

[Solid Air]

You cant go to other houses can you?

its his workplace .

 

[lfcpower]

I think he started crying in the end.

Which one ?

 

[Chief]

Boys, the sun is shining.

Grab and beer and go sit outside. There is **** all of any interest to watch on TV.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

WHAT THE **** IS THIS????

Dribbling mess of a vegan feminist *****loid. **** outta here ya scruffy slag.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

The one asking about Barnard Castle is tidy.

 

[Archers Road]

Nice one.

What will we all moan about next though? Something to do with schools.

I haven’t finished moaning about this yet.

Dom looks like he could do with one of your Heinekens btw, maybe you should drive to Downing Street and offer him a light ale.

 

[Chief]

Nice one.

What will we all moan about next though? Something to do with schools.

Is carehomes done?

Could always go back to that.

Or PPE is a good one.

 

[Libby]

Boys, the sub is shining.

Grab and beer and go sit outside. There is **** all of any interest to watch on TV.

Just opened a bottle of bud.

 

[Edelman]

its his workplace .

I would have thought could defo work from home.
Or Durham!
Or Barnard Castle ?
Or Downing street or wherever he wants .

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Is carehomes done?

Could always go back to that.

Or PPE is a good one.

The number of excess deaths is my personal favourite.

 

[Tobes]

One of them needs to ask, why he felt the need to have his wife and kid in the car, when he embarked on his 30 mile ‘test drive’ on his wife’s birthday........when the aim of the test drive was to see if he was safe to drive?

 

[Solid Air]

i like the way his kid didn't need a piss all the way from London to Durham but does 5 mins after leaving Barnard Castle

 

[lfcpower]

I never realised The Thick Of It was back on, or that the episodes had got a lot longer!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Is carehomes done?

Could always go back to that.

Or PPE is a good one.

Get in a buying agreement with the EU because HELL IS COMING... Boris will kill 5 million people because of Brexit.

The Nightingales won’t touch the sides. We’re all ****ed.

 

[FosseFilberto]

He went for a short drive and ended up on the outskirts of Barnard Castle Town, fook up Tel

"Dad... can I have a pee in the Lake District next time?"

 

[Chief]

Just opened a bottle of bud.

That's not quite what I was thinking but it'll do.

You should buy something decent though mate!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I haven’t finished moaning about this yet.

Dom looks like he could do with one of your Heinekens btw, maybe you should drive to Downing Street and offer him a light ale.

Cant bro, I’ve got work tomorrow.

 

[Archers Road]

One of them needs to ask, why he felt the need to have his wife and kid in the car, when he embarked on his 30 mile ‘test drive’ on his wife’s birthday........when the aim of the test drive was to see if he was safe to drive?

Someone should also ask what car he’s driving that can go from London to Durham without stopping for petrol.