Coronavirus

Reckon anyone who wants to send their kids back will be labelled as murdering scum.

 

As journo said, hang on you wanted to take a test drive, not the route coming back to London, but a 30 minute diversion to Barnard Castle!

 

its his workplace .

 

Which one ?

 

Boys, the sun is shining.

Grab and beer and go sit outside. There is **** all of any interest to watch on TV.

 

WHAT THE **** IS THIS????

Dribbling mess of a vegan feminist *****loid. **** outta here ya scruffy slag.

 

The one asking about Barnard Castle is tidy.

 

I haven’t finished moaning about this yet.

Dom looks like he could do with one of your Heinekens btw, maybe you should drive to Downing Street and offer him a light ale.

 

Is carehomes done?

Could always go back to that.

Or PPE is a good one.

 

Just opened a bottle of bud.

 

I would have thought could defo work from home.
Or Durham!
Or Barnard Castle ?
Or Downing street or wherever he wants .

 

The number of excess deaths is my personal favourite.

 

One of them needs to ask, why he felt the need to have his wife and kid in the car, when he embarked on his 30 mile ‘test drive’ on his wife’s birthday........when the aim of the test drive was to see if he was safe to drive?

 

i like the way his kid didn't need a piss all the way from London to Durham but does 5 mins after leaving Barnard Castle

 

I never realised The Thick Of It was back on, or that the episodes had got a lot longer!

 

Get in a buying agreement with the EU because HELL IS COMING... Boris will kill 5 million people because of Brexit.

The Nightingales won’t touch the sides. We’re all ****ed.

 

"Dad... can I have a pee in the Lake District next time?"

 

That's not quite what I was thinking but it'll do.

You should buy something decent though mate!

 

Cant bro, I’ve got work tomorrow.

 

Someone should also ask what car he’s driving that can go from London to Durham without stopping for petrol.