Off Topic Coronavirus

[kiwiqpr]

Went out to the shops this morning with my kids before the midday curfew kicked in across France. Only allowed out now to go to the shops or for exercise. I'll be exercising lots with the kids just to stay sane. The shopping madness has spread to here though...lines outside our local supermarket and massive queue at the tills. I got to the front of the line and the lady on the till rolled her eyes and said, 'we are open tomorrow too if people need things.' Lots of toilet paper on the shelves here though so people haven't gone completely mad.

bidet in every house

 

[Steelmonkey]

An important point here:
A mass switch to kitchen roll or baby wipes from hard to find toilet roll could easily cause the sewage pipes near your homes to become blocked, and chaos will ensue, eventually causing more disease and disruption.

Knock yourself up a DIY bidet....

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[daverangers]

bidet in every house

More likely, very low levels of personal hygiene.

 

[Steelmonkey]

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Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan

MEMO TO MORONS: If you don't like my Coronavirus tweets - which will continue throughout this global emergency - you don't have to call me a 'c*nt', or a 'pr*ck', or a 'd*ckhead', or a 'n*nce' or a 'f*cking w*nker', or any of those things.
You can just unfollow me.

Any excuse to play this...

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[Wherever]

None of us have more than one arse after all.

Pretty sure Piers Morgan has two

 

[kiwiqpr]

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[Staines R's]

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Here we’ve had people nicking stuff out of the back of Ambulances.....I kid you not

 

[Staines R's]

Does anyone on here know much about pensions ? Just wondering if my old company BA/IAG go under, unlikely as it might be but has been muted, would I still have a guaranteed pension ? Was hoping to start drawing on it in the next few years

 

[kiwiqpr]

Does anyone on here know much about pensions ? Just wondering if my old company BA/IAG go under, unlikely as it might be but has been muted, would I still have a guaranteed pension ? Was hoping to start drawing on it in the next few years

bloody typical
national crisis and all people can do is think about themselves
what about the children

 

[Staines R's]

bloody typical
national crisis and all people can do is think about themselves
what about the children

I needed a quick answer.......I’m on my way out to push over a granny to get to the last tin of chopped tomatoes

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I needed a quick answer.......I’m on my way out to push over a granny to get to the last tin of chopped tomatoes

Someone on here will know more than me but thought it was guaranteed to 90% of value if you’re below pension age and full guarantee if you’re at that age.

Push the granny anyway though.

 

[Staines R's]

Someone on here will know more than me but thought it was guaranteed to 90% of value if you’re below pension age and full guarantee if you’re at that age.

Push the granny anyway though.

Cheers mate......not worried but just wondered after my brother mentioned it.

I’m going for the full house, granny, grandpa and toddler.

 

[bobmid]

It really is a crazy situation. One sister in law works for the NHS as a physio for the elderly, doing home visits. She's had no test or has protective equipment apart from latex gloves! Another sister in law runs the local 'action for older people'. The old bastards are refusing to stop coming out and are insisting on their afternoon tea etc.

 

[Willhoops]

****ing Lee Evans nicking my joke, is nothing sacred currently?

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[Staines R's]

The Mrs has the right hump with me at the moment. With all this panic buying she asked me to go out and get some essentials just in case.........you should of seen her face when I came back with 3 bottles of vodka, 8 wraps of cocaine and 5 copies of Razzle.

I’m here all week

 

[Steelmonkey]

The Mrs has the right hump with me at the moment. With all this panic buying she asked me to go out and get some essentials just in case.........you should of seen her face when I came back with 3 bottles of vodka, 8 wraps of cocaine and 5 copies of Razzle.

I’m here all week

You'll end up with a forearm like Popeye if you mix the Charlie and the Razzle

 

[Sooperhoop]

What a charming piece of sh*t...

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[rangercol]

Sweet jesus talk about community spirit and looking out for each other. 6 supermarkets I visited for my elderly mother today in search of a roll of loo paper! Still came home empty handed. Looks like its each for their own out there! Some really selfish bastards!

I went to a local Tescos after work today, just for some milk and one or two other essentials.
Jesus ****ing wept!!
It was like the ****ing wild west.
Most shelves empty.
People frantically marching around trying to get whatever they could.
Road rage everywhere.

We are not a nice society.

 

[Staines R's]

I went to a local Tescos after work today, just for some milk and one or two other essentials.
Jesus ****ing wept!!
It was like the ****ing wild west.
Most shelves empty.
People frantically marching around trying to get whatever they could.
Road rage everywhere.

We are not a nice society.

It’s ironic that a few weeks ago we were all being told to ‘be nice’ to each other after Caroline Flacks death.......and now we’re willing to club each other to death over a pack of bog rolls and a jar of jam.

 

[Sooperhoop]

I went to a local Tescos after work today, just for some milk and one or two other essentials.
Jesus ****ing wept!!
It was like the ****ing wild west.
Most shelves empty.
People frantically marching around trying to get whatever they could.
Road rage everywhere.

We are not a nice society.

Same at my local at Elmer's End this morning, shelves stripped bare throughout and queues like you normally see on Christmas Eve. The only thing there was plenty of was packaged salads and veg. I didn't bother staying...