Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

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Always look up when you're outside. I went into the garden for a piss night before last and was treated to the International Space Station cruising overhead and a couple of meteors. When you're ITK, they're aren't many UFO's.
A mate of mine reckoned that very bright star in the Sky was the ISS.

He was very bullish about that. It's Venus I said.

No no no, he said.

Go on then Google it I said....
 
A mate of mine reckoned that very bright star in the Sky was the ISS.

He was very bullish about that. It's Venus I said.

No no no, he said.

Go on then Google it I said....

Venus is responsible for the majority of UFO sightings thanks to parallax. If you're on the move, the third brightest thing in the sky looks like it's following you. Especially when viewed through trees or something else close by.
 
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I thought this was going to be a thread about western leaders and the latest bilderberg group meeting for agreeing the new world order.
 
There is and for me, that's the biggest worry. All the way from druggies to North Korean dictators.

It'll all be good though.

We worry too much.

Hey, I'm not a North Korean dictator.

We do worry too much. There's plenty to worry about. I'm pretty much a recluse now. At least I have some control over what happens inside these four walls. (He says whilst living with a female)

Sometimes, I wish I knew less.
 
Hey, I'm not a North Korean dictator.

We do worry too much. There's plenty to worry about. I'm pretty much a recluse now. At least I have some control over what happens inside these four walls. (He says whilst living with a female)

Sometimes, I wish I knew less.
So you do know something?
What is it you're not telling us??
 
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Hey, I'm not a North Korean dictator.

We do worry too much. There's plenty to worry about. I'm pretty much a recluse now. At least I have some control over what happens inside these four walls. (He says whilst living with a female)

Sometimes, I wish I knew less.
She'll keep you grounded Des.

Yuo'll say something like 'Oh my God, what's Blair up to now?' And she'll say something like ' Have you done your pack up'?

And then all will be right with the world...
 
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Every close season this board convolutes into the most random conversations. I can't wait until we can talk about football, even though it might be ****. (It might be awesome, you never know (It probably won't be))
 
We should warn people, it really isn't a very impressive sight.

It's the most expensive thing man has ever built. It's the size of 4 football pitches, 250 miles up travelling at 17,500mph. If you've got good binoculars you can see the solar panels. It impresses me. My wife waves at it.