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Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Building 7, Aug 7, 2016.

  1. Des Head

    Des Head Well-Known Member

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    T'was a disgraceful part of humanity's history. Some people say it's a conspiracy and never happened. Can't face the horrible, horrible truth, I guess.
     
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  2. Kempton

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    A mate of mine reckoned that very bright star in the Sky was the ISS.

    He was very bullish about that. It's Venus I said.

    No no no, he said.

    Go on then Google it I said....
     
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  3. Kempton

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    Is it people who actually want it to happen again?
     
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    Venus is responsible for the majority of UFO sightings thanks to parallax. If you're on the move, the third brightest thing in the sky looks like it's following you. Especially when viewed through trees or something else close by.
     
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  5. Des Head

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    ****s, you mean? Probably. There's plenty of 'em.
     
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  6. Kempton

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    There is and for me, that's the biggest worry. All the way from druggies to North Korean dictators.

    It'll all be good though.

    We worry too much.
     
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    I thought this was going to be a thread about western leaders and the latest bilderberg group meeting for agreeing the new world order.
     
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  8. Kempton

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    Don't mention the Bilders <yikes>
     
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  9. Des Head

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    Hey, I'm not a North Korean dictator.

    We do worry too much. There's plenty to worry about. I'm pretty much a recluse now. At least I have some control over what happens inside these four walls. (He says whilst living with a female)

    Sometimes, I wish I knew less.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    So you do know something?
    What is it you're not telling us??
     
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    Jupiter , Saturn and Mars all easily visible with the naked eye.
     
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  12. Kempton

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    She'll keep you grounded Des.

    Yuo'll say something like 'Oh my God, what's Blair up to now?' And she'll say something like ' Have you done your pack up'?

    And then all will be right with the world...
     
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  13. Des Head

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    The Illuminati are not a secret organisation. 1% of the world population controls the other 99%. They're hiding in plain sight and my wife says if I mention it again she'll slit my throat when I sleep.
     
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    If I'm right. She will....
     
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  15. Des Head

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    Every close season this board convolutes into the most random conversations. I can't wait until we can talk about football, even though it might be ****. (It might be awesome, you never know (It probably won't be))
     
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  16. Kempton

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    It goes...

    The Sun

    The Moon

    Venus

    And then it's the ISS. But you can only see it on a clear night.

    For about a minute.
     
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  17. Des Head

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    My wife is awesome. I'm a heavy sleeper and if she kills me in my sleep, at least I won't know anything about it. If someone's gonna finish me off, I'd want it to be her what did it.
     
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  18. Des Head

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    6 to 7 minutes on a good pass.

    http://www.isstracker.com/
     
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    We should warn people, it really isn't a very impressive sight.
     
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  20. Des Head

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    It's the most expensive thing man has ever built. It's the size of 4 football pitches, 250 miles up travelling at 17,500mph. If you've got good binoculars you can see the solar panels. It impresses me. My wife waves at it.
     
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