Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

Come back when you've grown up, you soft twat.

 

That's interesting, I work with a narcissist and sure enough he believes every conspiracy theory going.

 

My father in law was fishing at the time! All the crew were convinced it was sunk by a sub!

 

apparently, after it was relieved of its crew, it sank cos no one was on board to pilot it.

 

hmm he kinda has a point though.

 

I bet you were gazing adoringly at your reflection in a pool whilst you typed that.

 

nah I was thinking of your mighty 2"s

 

You missed a 1 out before the 2. BTW " means inches so only a complete moron would put and after ". And one did.

 

huh? perhaps I shouldnt have put the s after the inches (")

 

That was what I meant to Put It altered one to and for some unfathomable reason.

 

sorry for any confusion made

 

Interesting how these things take on a life of their own: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-38156985

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...kidnapped-trafficking-gang.html#ixzz4RsoU9pDx

Scotland Yard given extra funding to probe ‘important’ new lead over theory that Madeleine McCann was kidnapped by trafficking gang

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/why-...he-madeleine-mccann-disappearance-case_112016

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...izzeria-caught-up-in-alt-right-fake-news.html

A self appointed "investigator" turned up yesterday and fired an assault rifle in the restaurant.....

 

A local conspiracy theory from a mate.

The council, COC organisers have been deliberatey creating all the traffic jams- traffic lights deliberately short - around Hull. Creating anger and frustration. Which will then magically ease in 2017 and create a feel good atmosphere for the COC.

He does "smoke" a lot...

 

Went down Beverley Road last week. The traffic lights letting so few cars through in some sections that only a couple of cars made it through to next stretch without risking being stuck in a yellow box junction (money making initiative?) meant the journey from Haworth Arms to Paragon took longer than it took,to get from Brid to Haworth Arms.

 

http://www.smashinglists.com/top-10-signs-that-paul-mccartney-actually-died-in-1966/

 

Well that's that settled then. Paul.croaked it 50 years ago. What more proof does anyone need?

Though I am surprised that the family of the double who replaced him didn't notice his disappearance. Maybe he was replaced by a double of him.

 

um this is the conspiracy thread isnt it?

 

Depends on the stretching of the meaning of conspiracy. Things like the McCartney "conspiracy " are just bullshit given consideration by people who shouldn't be allowed out without supervision.