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People are giving me condiments all the time, I can't walk down the street without somebody saying, "look at monica, he's a great ****, salt of the Earth he is".























































Oh **** off, it was funny in my head, ****s.
 
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Oh Monica, I saw what you did there, you made condiments sound like compliments, but still managed to put the word salt in it, which, hilariously enough is a condiment<laugh> oh, how I laughed.
 
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Where did you get my selfie?

Site's been hacked, Pud. Start deleting any sensitive material. I've alerted Mick to this security breach but he is ignoring me - my account's been compromised on multiple occasions.

Beginning to think he's behind it, a 'false flag' if you may.
 
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Condiments ...

Mint flavoured prophylactics
 
Site's been hacked, Pud. Start deleting any sensitive material. I've alerted Mick to this security breach but he is ignoring me - my account's been compromised on multiple occasions.

Beginning to think he's behind it, a 'false flag' if you may.
Thought as much...
 
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