Not sure they're a condiment but pickled walnuts on a cracker with Stilton or cheddar is the bollocks.
People are giving me condiments all the time, I can't walk down the street without somebody saying, "look at monica, he's a great ****, salt of the Earth he is". Oh **** off, it was funny in my head, ****s.
Oh Monica, I saw what you did there, you made condiments sound like compliments, but still managed to put the word salt in it, which, hilariously enough is a condiment oh, how I laughed.
Site's been hacked, Pud. Start deleting any sensitive material. I've alerted Mick to this security breach but he is ignoring me - my account's been compromised on multiple occasions. Beginning to think he's behind it, a 'false flag' if you may.