Computer nerds

Mine too Gambol, the **** i work with never gets **** all done because he's always on his smart phone.<grr>
The worst part is the bloke himself is as thick as ****, oh the irony.

Tell me aboot it. I would love to kick the **** out all these pricks. Clickety clackin on their stupid wee phones all the live long day.

It has crossed my mind that I may be jealous that they have a social network and I don't. But ah'll batter them anyways <grr>
 
This ****s excuse is always "I'm checking my shares, on the market",
And the **** phones his mammy, at least three times a day, every day!, ****ers in his fifties ffs.

Not that i'm beeling about having to do all the work that lazy cock muncher doesn't do. <grr>
 
This, of course, never happened.

It most certainly did Medro, my policy is if a man comes to your door with a parcel just squiggle on the electric sign thing and ask questions later... The parcel was addressed to a Mr Jan Bugle ..
My Flatmate that went to work on the cruise ships, he didn't order it i kept it.
My auntie once ordered a leather saddle for her horse waited 2 months and nothing arrived, she rang up to complain and received 2....
A **** off great saddle Medro, the world is a strange place but I would not go out and buy any Medion products...
 
I have a Medion , German made thing and its never ****ed up... It got delivered to my house by mistake ,I signed for it and didn't even open the box for about 6 weeks it just sat in my hallway and I had no idea what it was.. Jammy bastard I am sometimes...

You spelled theiving incorrectly.