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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Barrie Lochrie, Oct 15, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>

    **** like that never happens to me <grr>
     
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  2. Medro

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    This, of course, never happened.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Download AVG enter this into the licence place 8MEH-RQXTV-HQOWD-E447R-MPHYD-PEMBR-ACED
    and you're sweet till february 2018 <ok>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Real men have Macs

    Gayers and French have PCs
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a mac. Black with a hood. Perfect for lurking, stalking, dogging, and all manner of deviant activities. Or so I have been informed.
     
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  8. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Mac's suck cock, so do laptops, overpriced under performing **** the lot of it.
    Desktop pc's are the way to go, at least you can build them to suit your desired specification.
    If you want net access on the move and don't want eye strain trying to use a smart phone, then get a tablet.
    Just picked up a Prestigio, not fukkin bad.
    Oh, did i say that apple suck baws?.
     
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  10. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    In that case, this is my pc.<ok>
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shove yer ****y over-hyped and ultimately useless smart phones up yer arse. Sold by ****ers to ****ers.

    Desktops, laptops, and tablets all have their place and it's their physical characteristics, usability, connectivity, and bootability that define that place.

    I detest "smart phones" with a vengeance, as you may have just gathered <laugh>
     
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  12. Null

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    Is it because they have touch screens designed for use by fingers?
     
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  13. Dave the Rave

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    Gambol - you still use carrier pigeons and morse code ya ould ****! <whistle>
     
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  14. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I feel yer beel, my ****in smart phone is so ****in smart it won't even update the software properly. <doh>
    Still, at least it's not an iwank 5.:grin:
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That hurt, Pud. No need for that. <laugh>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Damn you's abusing my senility by knowing I canny figure out or remember who's account is who's.

    I call foul. Stop the ****in game.

    <grr>
     
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  17. Dave the Rave

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    :laugh:
     
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  18. Null

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    <laugh> <ok> .
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, my niece had the same problem with a Blackberry summat. The phones are now so smart they don't accept them back to base to get fixed. The phones are so smart ye have to fix them yerself by connecting it to another network aware device and finding the fix yerself. Progress.

    I don't know if I've mentioned this, but, I ****in hate smart phones. Bane of ma ****in life. <grr>
     
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  20. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Mine too Gambol, the **** i work with never gets **** all done because he's always on his smart phone.<grr>
    The worst part is the bloke himself is as thick as ****, oh the irony.
     
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