Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Gerrezinho said:
I assumed it to be a cheque in a envelope or something similar.
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If it was a cheque they'd presumably be able to identify it through their paying-in records? They could then contact the customer and have a new one made out so she wouldn't have to pay it back.
It must have been cash, maybe in envelopes from an atm. She's obviously a daft bint, but you'd have thought they'd have systems to prevent things like that occurring.
 
saintaKlaus said:
If it was a cheque they'd presumably be able to identify it through their paying-in records? They could then contact the customer and have a new one made out so she wouldn't have to pay it back.
It must have been cash, maybe in envelopes from an atm. She's obviously a daft bint, but you'd have thought they'd have systems to prevent things like that occurring.
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you'd have to considering the risk of theft of legal tender. You'd have to imagine it was lodged and she picked it up on her way round and dumped it in the shredder.

however............

the silly bint should be asking... even if they were shoiuting something why did whoever not have to pay half for leaving £500 round and not put it straight in secure cash drawer in first place

Thcik she might be but someone else prob got off light too.

If they leave that much about and not put it straight in secure drawer then its ripe for a robbery.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
you'd have to considering the risk of theft of legal tender. You'd have to imagine it was lodged and she picked it up on her way round and dumped it in the shredder.

however............

the silly bint should be asking... even if they were shoiuting something why did whoever not have to pay half for leaving £500 round and not put it straight in secure cash drawer in first place

Thcik she might be but someone else prob got off light too.

If they leave that much about and not put it straight in secure drawer then its ripe for a robbery.
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Well exactly. I'd be more concerned with the lack of security in the system than the stupidity of one employee.
 
saintaKlaus said:
Well exactly. I'd be more concerned with the lack of security in the system than the stupidity of one employee.
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I was in an insurance place early yesterday.

I reckon if you want to rob a place one of those would be ideal. Seem to handle cash with zero security.

Now I wasn't casing the place and I'd assume overnight safe was used etc but you've got to wonder.....
 
saintaKlaus said:
If it was a cheque they'd presumably be able to identify it through their paying-in records? They could then contact the customer and have a new one made out so she wouldn't have to pay it back.
It must have been cash, maybe in envelopes from an atm. She's obviously a daft bint, but you'd have thought they'd have systems to prevent things like that occurring.
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1) good point.

2) do you think Denise would realise that?

3) If she did, do you think she would tell the barmaid if there is a chance of getting more money out of it?


RE; Cash...

Doesn't have to be out of a ATM, she does some dodgy selling <ok>
 
Gerrezinho said:
1) good point.

2) do you think Denise would realise that?

3) If she did, do you think she would tell the barmaid if there is a chance of getting more money out of it?


RE; Cash...

Doesn't have to be out of a ATM, she does some dodgy selling <ok>
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Hmmm. Either you or I are getting mightily confused over this.
The way I read it, the incident occurred whilst the intellectually-challenged barmaid was working at a building society. Nowt to do with Denise or Le Fromage as far as I can tell.
 
saintaKlaus said:
Hmmm. Either you or I are getting mightily confused over this.
The way I read it, the incident occurred whilst the intellectually-challenged barmaid was working at a building society. Nowt to do with Denise or Le Fromage as far as I can tell.
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I thought it was at the cheese and wondered why she was shredding so much at the cheese... However on rereading:

3. The dense barmaid who works on Sunday afternoons and monopolises the jukie came in. She works part-time at a well-known building society. She was shredding some 'waste paper' yesterday when one of her colleagues screamed at her to stop. It was too late as she had, in fact, shredded £500 <laugh>
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It probably is more likely the event occurred at the society.

It doesn't actually say where it happened but if it happened at the cheese RHC wouldn't have said "colleague" he would have said "the lazy eyed bartender with three nipples" or the "fat barmaid with herpes" or some other colourful expression.
 
saintaKlaus said:
Having had a bit of a laugh over this, I have to express bemusement. How did she do it? Nobody is thick enough to knowingly put 500 squid in a shredder. Was it in envelopes or something?
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It was in one A4 envelope near the shredder. She's a completely dizzy ****er. I've probably told this story before, but as usual, as it was Sunday, she was stood near the jukie waiting for the next free play. I walked past and she was looking at the rottie through the window. "Doesn't it look sad?" she said. I told her to give the dog a packet of crisps to cheer it up. She asked me what ****ing flavour <laugh> I said any, so off she went. I then jumped on the free play on the jukie. A minute later she ran in shouting "The ****'s ****ing bit me!". I asked her what she'd done. She gave the packet to the dog (which the dog opens herself), so the packet was in the dog's mouth and she went to pat the ****er - bang! <laugh>
 
RHC... cruel...

But yes. For me if ANYONE in my business left 500 quid in an a4 envelope near a shredder and some other thick bint then shredded the envelope I'd be shredding the pair of them.

1. anyone handling cash that did that should be fired. It should go in the lock box and be tracked so there is no possibility of being accused of robbing it. Clearly they've been robbing that place blind for years

2. Anyone who goes and shreds random stuff lying around should be disciplined. spanking probably... she should know to only shred whats put in the to be shredded box and ask if she finds envelopes laying around. She's no right to go looking in envelopes incase its confidential stuff she doesn't need to know about.
 
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