Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

But only 5,322 likes received. Not very good stats Greez, not very good

 

If only it told you how many likes the poster has given #unfairstartingpoint

 

Nobody cares about that.

 

I like the tales of The Cheese

I enjoy exposing the charlatan and conspiraloon that is Sisu

Astro dangles his hook but rarely catches a Tobes these days

p.s. You've spent the last day posting about nothing but 'fan clubs' trying and failing to appear smart. It's a forum mate.

 

Clearly an inaccurate claim

 

He has to make do with a few measly Mancs.

 

Some people call him the space cowboy
Some people call him the ganster of love...


... Cause...

He's a bitter
He's a blue nose
And He's a neutral
Watches blues lose at goodi-sun

He's a joker
Was a smoker
A cheese thread toker
He sure don't want to hurt no one

 

Quite a night last night.

1. A bloke who used to go in the Cheese died yesterday - heart attack, but he also had emphysema. I saw him on the same day as I went to Mandy's funeral in Wetherspoons whilst i was waiting for the Cheese to open. He waved to me and then when he realised it was me, he shouted "I don't know why I'm waving at you, you ****ing ****er". I had a barney with a mate of his a couple of years back as he was indeed a ****er.

2. Because he'd died, Denice had done the customary and got pissed. There was also a bloke in there called Bonner - a grade A ****. He supports FC United and hates Scousers. Apparently, he'd blotted his copybook during the bingo on Sunday night and Denice doesn't like him anyway. He got really gobby last night. Luckily, his taxi arrived as Denicewas trying to take him outside to "take him down". He's a ****ing giant

3. The dense barmaid who works on Sunday afternoons and monopolises the jukie came in. She works part-time at a well-known building society. She was shredding some 'waste paper' yesterday when one of her colleagues screamed at her to stop. It was too late as she had, in fact, shredded £500

 

1. Standard
2. Standard
3. Oops.

 

#classiccheese

 

You'd have thought she'd stop after the first £5 note.

 

He did say she's dense. "What's all this stuff with Helen Mirren's head on it? Oh, never mind...."

 

That's not what she said She was already a ****ing laughing stock in there anyway. Worst barmaid I've ever known.

 

I know. Fancy shredding 100 fivers one after the other. I'd probably get more sense out of a ****ing sheep

 

Thats a sackable offense. no come back for that kind of idiocy.

she'll prob work full time in la chez cheese i suppose.

 

She's not getting the sack. She has to pay it out of her wages over a few months

 

Having had a bit of a laugh over this, I have to express bemusement. How did she do it? Nobody is thick enough to knowingly put 500 squid in a shredder. Was it in envelopes or something?

 

I'd presume it was in envelope or a folder.

someone paid it in....

I think they must be very generous cos i'd call that a right sackable offence.

She's probably sucking off the manager.

 

1. so you are a fan boy.

2. you love sisu

3. astro does wind you up then sometimes.

 

I assumed it to be a cheque in a envelope or something similar.