Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Lots of extra laundry.

Any woman can squirt... it's all about how you do it to it. Some gush easier than others

There's degrees lad.

I went out with this bird once, after our first date I took her out in my car and parked up for a bit of a kiss and a cuddle. We didn't get carried away, but when she got out my passenger seat looked like she'd pissed herself and she was wearing jeans ffs <yikes>

When I got to get her into the sack, you needed waders and a plastic sheet. Not great.
 
There's degrees lad.

I went out with this bird once, after our first date I took her out in my car and parked up for a bit of a kiss and a cuddle. We didn't get carried away, but when she got out my passenger seat looked like she'd pissed herself and she was wearing jeans ffs <yikes>

When I got to get her into the sack, you needed waders and a plastic sheet. Not great.

She wasn't quite as bad as that, bar on a couple of occasions <laugh>
 
I've read that four times and I'm still no wiser as to wtf you're saying <laugh>


Something about some women used to piss on RHC. Some sort of fetish as I understand.

And now RHC's daughter is in a lesbian relationship with the golden showers chick.


... At least that's what it read like to me.
 
Were there every any rails? Isn't this thread more like a Humvee rolling over gently undulated hills of reclaimed land rather than a steam train chugging through the countryside of Sodor?
You didn't get eaten by cannibal hillbillies then?