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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Smoking hot?

    Devoid of life?

    Open to the elements?
     
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    Intentional double edged sword...? <laugh>
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Arid and a bit gritty
     
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  4. saintanton

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    I went with a squirter for a few months once. I enjoyed it, but you had to mop up afterwards.
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Lots of extra laundry.

    Any woman can squirt... it's all about how you do it to it. Some gush easier than others
     
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  6. Tobes

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    There's degrees lad.

    I went out with this bird once, after our first date I took her out in my car and parked up for a bit of a kiss and a cuddle. We didn't get carried away, but when she got out my passenger seat looked like she'd pissed herself and she was wearing jeans ffs <yikes>

    When I got to get her into the sack, you needed waders and a plastic sheet. Not great.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She wasn't quite as bad as that, bar on a couple of occasions <laugh>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Gerrez?

    He's a moderator. He's bald and eats a lot of fast food. Your future son in law.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm not sure if this has been derailed or not <laugh>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    Something about some women used to piss on RHC. Some sort of fetish as I understand.

    And now RHC's daughter is in a lesbian relationship with the golden showers chick.


    ... At least that's what it read like to me.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What goes on inside that cranium of yours? <yikes>

    #relatedtodribs
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Were there every any rails? Isn't this thread more like a Humvee rolling over gently undulated hills of reclaimed land rather than a steam train chugging through the countryside of Sodor?
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

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    I have to admit, I'm struggling to find many resemblances between this thread and an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine.

    Both have a Fat Controller?
     
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    You didn't get eaten by cannibal hillbillies then?
     
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  15. saintanton

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    Both narrated by Scousers.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No. Didn't even get chased by fat banjo playing sodomites.
     
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  17. saintanton

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    SC is just so dull.....
     
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  18. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Good point <ok>

    Albeit I'm not sure that Alec Baldwin or Pierce Brosnan count as Scousers, but generally, yes.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    I was in NC this weekend. <cheers>
     
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  20. saintanton

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    When did they do it?
    Not a big TtTE fan so I only remember Ringo and Michael Angelis.
     
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