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A mate of mine travels all over the country with his work, he's just posted this on Facebook...
 

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Fight at work?

In Warrington <ok>

There was a right ****ing dickhead in there last night, Berghaus jacket, shorts, Nikes. Usual chav ****. It was his birthday and him and his two mates were beaked to **** when they got there. You know who decided to give him a birthday cocktail kettle. It was an accident waiting to happen and it very nearly did. Why the **** does she do it <doh>
 
In Warrington <ok>

There was a right ****ing dickhead in there last night, Berghaus jacket, shorts, Nikes. Usual chav ****. It was his birthday and him and his two mates were beaked to **** when they got there. You know who decided to give him a birthday cocktail kettle. It was an accident waiting to happen and it very nearly did. Why the **** does she do it <doh>

Is that some sort of euphemism for Fiona's ring piece?