Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Red Hadron Collider said:
No Walking Day mayhem at the Cheese yet. A few kids in party clothes, but they'll kick off later as well as the grown-ups <laugh>

I've prepared a couple of splifferinos for the leaving do tonight. It's at a place called Jack Rabbit's in Knutsford. There's NO ****ing Carling on draught. They have Samuel Adams Boston lager and some wop piss called Peroni on draught. £4 ****ing 50 a pint. I've ****ing **** Knutsford <grr> Anyone ever had the septic ****?
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Get some Peroni down you. It might be expensive but you'll only need half the amount ;)
 
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Ended up in the casino last night after drinking enough to knock out a rhino.

Somehow I've come home at 4 this morning (can't remember how ffs) empty kebab box and a bag of sand on the coffee table when I've got up <diva>
 
Tobes said:
Ended up in the casino last night after drinking enough to knock out a rhino.

Somehow I've come home at 4 this morning (can't remember how ffs) empty kebab box and a bag of sand on the coffee table when I've got up <diva>
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Maybe you won the bag of sand in the casino.
 
I reckon this is a mystery. We need csi to analyse the sand.

Did Tobes get drugged, flown to the costa del sol. Used as a drug mule and dropped off back home.

Can you check if you still have you kidneys?
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
I reckon this is a mystery. We need csi to analyse the sand.

Did Tobes get drugged, flown to the costa del sol. Used as a drug mule and dropped off back home.

Can you check if you still have you kidneys?
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I'll leave the drug running to astro mate
 
The septic beer was ****e. A 'dark lager, allegedly. The Peroni had no more effect on me than Carling, contrary to some others views.

No serious Walking Day kick offs at the Cheese. Two fights between women, apparently. Pretty tame really, but it was still very busy when I got back.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
The septic beer was ****e. A 'dark lager, allegedly. The Peroni had no more effect on me than Carling, contrary to some others views.

No serious Walking Day kick offs at the Cheese. Two fights between women, apparently. Pretty tame really, but it was still very busy when I got back.
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Taste better though?
 
The Peroni Nastro Azzuro the one you mostly get in the UK is 5.1%

Carling is 4% and is also owned by Molson Coors Brewing Co. so more than qualifies as Yank piss that you find so vile @Red Hadron Collider (that company's part Canuck as well so enjoy your Yank Frog Piss <laugh>)
 
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