Ended up in the casino last night after drinking enough to knock out a rhino. Somehow I've come home at 4 this morning (can't remember how ffs) empty kebab box and a bag of sand on the coffee table when I've got up
I reckon this is a mystery. We need csi to analyse the sand. Did Tobes get drugged, flown to the costa del sol. Used as a drug mule and dropped off back home. Can you check if you still have you kidneys?
The septic beer was ****e. A 'dark lager, allegedly. The Peroni had no more effect on me than Carling, contrary to some others views. No serious Walking Day kick offs at the Cheese. Two fights between women, apparently. Pretty tame really, but it was still very busy when I got back.
The Peroni Nastro Azzuro the one you mostly get in the UK is 5.1% Carling is 4% and is also owned by Molson Coors Brewing Co. so more than qualifies as Yank piss that you find so vile @Red Hadron Collider (that company's part Canuck as well so enjoy your Yank Frog Piss )