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Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread
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More than you wouldn't want someone with big fingers doing a medical....
I didn't think you were that ancient you had the test....
For the record I've not had the test
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I haven't but I'd imagine if you did, you'd want someone with thin fingers.
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You should have seen the size of the bloke that delivered our first child, his hands were freaking massive. No wonder he didn't think she was or ever would reach full dilation!
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I'd imagine from rhc's Fiona obsession and greezs getting paid to thread that barring someone stick a fist up there that you'll survive
If Fiona can you can!
watch & learn sweetie
You say the nicest things, babe. You and me at the Cheese. What a night!!!
You should have seen the size of the bloke who fathered your first child......
There's not been an awful lot going on. There is a 'new kid on the block'. He started coming in a couple of weeks back or so. He's doing a pretty good job at ingratiating himself. Not a bad lad considering he's a stinking manc 
He needs educating though
I did get fitted up the weekend before last. I've told you about that **** who goes in with his **** of a Mrs. He's the one who puts utter **** like George Formby and the Muppets on the jukie and thinks it's funny. He's going to get a proper slap shortly and not from me. Nick put Driftin' Back by Neil Young on the jukie. It lasts for 27 minutes and the **** doesn't like it. I was sat at the bar and he walked behind me slapping me twice on the back of the head saying "You never change, do you?". I screamed at him " I didn't put the ****er on, you moronic ****ing arse-wipe". I was then summarily bollocked by Denice for swearing in front of 'the bairns' that were in there. Sometimes you just can't ****ing win
He needs educating though I did get fitted up the weekend before last. I've told you about that **** who goes in with his **** of a Mrs. He's the one who puts utter **** like George Formby and the Muppets on the jukie and thinks it's funny. He's going to get a proper slap shortly and not from me. Nick put Driftin' Back by Neil Young on the jukie. It lasts for 27 minutes and the **** doesn't like it. I was sat at the bar and he walked behind me slapping me twice on the back of the head saying "You never change, do you?". I screamed at him " I didn't put the ****er on, you moronic ****ing arse-wipe". I was then summarily bollocked by Denice for swearing in front of 'the bairns' that were in there. Sometimes you just can't ****ing win
You should have seen the size of the bloke who fathered your first child......
RHC is rather large.
I can't be arsed to read all this dribble... anything interesting in here?
RHC finally been pegged by Fiona? Has Denise finally revealed that's she's a man?
Has Rob the builder got drunk and.screwed the snooker table?
RHC finally been pegged by Fiona? Has Denise finally revealed that's she's a man?
Has Rob the builder got drunk and.screwed the snooker table?
All of this and more.
Except for the first one maybe.
Where the **** have you been, btw?