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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    More than you wouldn't want someone with big fingers doing a medical.... <yikes>
     
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  2. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I have delicate hands
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I didn't think you were that ancient you had the test....

    For the record I've not had the test
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Apr 9, 2015
  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I haven't but I'd imagine if you did, you'd want someone with thin fingers.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 9, 2015
  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    You should have seen the size of the bloke that delivered our first child, his hands were freaking massive. No wonder he didn't think she was or ever would reach full dilation!
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd imagine from rhc's Fiona obsession and greezs getting paid to thread that barring someone stick a fist up there that you'll survive

    If Fiona can you can!
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You say the nicest things, babe. You and me at the Cheese. What a night!!!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You tell the cheeky little whipper-snapper, saint <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As far as that goes with me Minx, it matters not how big your hands are <ok>
     
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  10. saintanton

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    Is this a memory- or mere reverie?
     
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  11. Tobes

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    You should have seen the size of the bloke who fathered your first child......<whistle>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sadly, the latter <laugh> Given up on Fiona.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's not been an awful lot going on. There is a 'new kid on the block'. He started coming in a couple of weeks back or so. He's doing a pretty good job at ingratiating himself. Not a bad lad considering he's a stinking manc <grr> He needs educating though <whistle>

    I did get fitted up the weekend before last. I've told you about that **** who goes in with his **** of a Mrs. He's the one who puts utter **** like George Formby and the Muppets on the jukie and thinks it's funny. He's going to get a proper slap shortly and not from me. Nick put Driftin' Back by Neil Young on the jukie. It lasts for 27 minutes and the **** doesn't like it. I was sat at the bar and he walked behind me slapping me twice on the back of the head saying "You never change, do you?". I screamed at him " I didn't put the ****er on, you moronic ****ing arse-wipe". I was then summarily bollocked by Denice for swearing in front of 'the bairns' that were in there. Sometimes you just can't ****ing win <laugh>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHC is rather large.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not any more, Paddy <whistle>
     
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  16. Germlands Nozzer

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    Minxy will be so disappointed.
     
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  17. Minxy

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    <cry>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't cry, my sweet. I was merely referring to waist size. NOTHING else <ok>
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I can't be arsed to read all this dribble... anything interesting in here?

    RHC finally been pegged by Fiona? Has Denise finally revealed that's she's a man?

    Has Rob the builder got drunk and.screwed the snooker table?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 17, 2015
  20. saintanton

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    All of this and more.

    Except for the first one maybe.

    Where the **** have you been, btw?
     
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