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Not given you an update for a bit. Firstly, I'm down in London for the BioTrinity conference on Tuesday and Wednesday. Anyone who lives down there is welcome to meet me and a couple of my mates at the Famous Cock bu Hammersmith & Islington station on Tuesday evening.

I was pissed as a **** last Saturday. About 4 am Sunday morning, I got up for a piss. The handle on my bedroom door is ****ed. The unit had opened a window without me knowing so when I pulled the door to on my return, the ****er slammed shut, locking me in. She couldn't get it open. When I needed another piss 4 hours later, I had to piss into some old bedding <laugh> She eventually let me out at 9 am. The latch is duct taped up now <laugh>
 
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Red Hadron Collider said:
Not given you an update for a bit. Firstly, I'm down in London for the BioTrinity conference on Tuesday and Wednesday. Anyone who lives down there is welcome to meet me and a couple of my mates at the Famous Cock bu Hammersmith & Islington station on Tuesday evening.

I was pissed as a **** last Saturday. About 4 am Sunday morning, I got up for a piss. The handle on my bedroom door is ****ed. The unit had opened a window without me knowing so when I pulled the door to on my return, the ****er slammed shut, locking me in. She couldn't get it open. When I needed another piss 4 hours later, I had to piss into some old bedding <laugh> She eventually let me out at 9 am. The latch is duct taped up now
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<laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Not given you an update for a bit. Firstly, I'm down in London for the BioTrinity conference on Tuesday and Wednesday. Anyone who lives down there is welcome to meet me and a couple of my mates at the Famous Cock bu Hammersmith & Islington station on Tuesday evening.

I was pissed as a **** last Saturday. About 4 am Sunday morning, I got up for a piss. The handle on my bedroom door is ****ed. The unit had opened a window without me knowing so when I pulled the door to on my return, the ****er slammed shut, locking me in. She couldn't get it open. When I needed another piss 4 hours later, I had to piss into some old bedding <laugh> She eventually let me out at 9 am. The latch is duct taped up now <laugh>
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Top repair <ok>
 
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Red Hadron Collider said:
Not given you an update for a bit. Firstly, I'm down in London for the BioTrinity conference on Tuesday and Wednesday. Anyone who lives down there is welcome to meet me and a couple of my mates at the Famous Cock bu Hammersmith & Islington station on Tuesday evening.

I was pissed as a **** last Saturday. About 4 am Sunday morning, I got up for a piss. The handle on my bedroom door is ****ed. The unit had opened a window without me knowing so when I pulled the door to on my return, the ****er slammed shut, locking me in. She couldn't get it open. When I needed another piss 4 hours later, I had to piss into some old bedding <laugh> She eventually let me out at 9 am. The latch is duct taped up now <laugh>
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Should have just wazzed out the window.
 
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