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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nasty twat.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not given you an update for a bit. Firstly, I'm down in London for the BioTrinity conference on Tuesday and Wednesday. Anyone who lives down there is welcome to meet me and a couple of my mates at the Famous Cock bu Hammersmith & Islington station on Tuesday evening.

    I was pissed as a **** last Saturday. About 4 am Sunday morning, I got up for a piss. The handle on my bedroom door is ****ed. The unit had opened a window without me knowing so when I pulled the door to on my return, the ****er slammed shut, locking me in. She couldn't get it open. When I needed another piss 4 hours later, I had to piss into some old bedding <laugh> She eventually let me out at 9 am. The latch is duct taped up now <laugh>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Dear oh dear <doh>

    You old piss pot <laugh>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Top repair <ok>
     
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    Should have just wazzed out the window.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Logical, but the topography is all wrong. The window that opens is right at the top. It would go everywhere but out of the ****er <laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #stopgap
     
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  9. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Dribs lives in london doesnt he <laugh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>
     
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  11. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Is that London in France? :bandit:
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He doesn't come on here <laugh>
     
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  13. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    He got a bit shirty with me the last time I accused him of being French <laugh>
     
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  14. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    i don't blame him .
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I do, it was his choice to get shirty :bandit:
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

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    well if you will throw around such heinous accusations i'm surprised he was just "shirty" tbh
     
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  17. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I think you're German :bandit:
     
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  18. Solid Air 2

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    you schweinhund ! <grr>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** all wrong with that.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You cockney ****er.
     
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