Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Milk not bear jizz]

what do you use to bash their brains in then mate?

He runs them over in his wheelchair.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

He runs them over in his wheelchair.

hoovering them up in his combine harvester i expect.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

hoovering them up in his combine harvester i expect.

I can imagine a drunk or stoned man on a motorised wheelchair going down Knutsford road chasing a cat screaming at it saying "I'll get you with my combined harvester you cock womble French badger".

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

I can imagine a drunk or stoned man on a motorised wheelchair going down Knutsford road chasing a cat screaming at it saying "I'll get you with my combined harvester you cock womble French badger".

Funny.... that EXACTLY what i was imagining too. Except a giant snail was on his shoulder.

 

[Zanjinho]

I was being massively serious. I doubt even saint would cross the threshold

If ever that way and mrs/kids free I'll call in for one. Very unlikely in the near future though

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

what do you use to bash their brains in then mate?

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[Red Hadron Collider]

If ever that way and mrs/kids free I'll call in for one. Very unlikely in the near future though

Be well worth it for the giggle

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

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THE HAMMERHEAD TM

Bashes cats brains in with his penis..

this has now taken a bizarre turn

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Bashes cats brains in with his penis..

this has now taken a bizarre turn

It's the only way to be sure

 

[saintanton]

Bashes cats brains in with his penis..

this has now taken a bizarre turn

Only now?

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Only now?

I think we just need to get back to common decent drunken debauchery and rampant drug taking at the cheese here.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I think we just need to get back to common decent drunken debauchery and rampant drug taking at the cheese here.

There isn't nearly as much since the demise of Denice

 

[lfcpower]

I can imagine a drunk or stoned man on a motorised wheelchair going down Knutsford road chasing a cat screaming at it saying "I'll get you with my combined harvester you cock womble French badger".

Funny.... that EXACTLY what i was imagining too. Except a giant snail was on his shoulder.

And a pod of dolphins is chasing him in the ship canal or the mersey

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

And a pod of dolphins is chasing him in the ship canal or the mersey

Or both

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

There isn't nearly as much since the demise of Denice

what is DeniSe up to these days?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

what is DeniSe up to these days?

She's not been very well, according to her son. She's had blood clots.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

There isn't nearly as much since the demise of Denice

So it's not all progress.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So it's not all progress.

That's why this thread is much quieter now than it was. There was always something going on when Denice ran the gaff, mainly sambuca-fuelled

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Can't find the getting paid to thread, so it's on here. I've just **** something resembling the length and girth of a ****ing anaconda with NO snap-off until the very end. Must have swallowed it in Mexico without knowing

 

[lfcpower]

Can't find the getting paid to thread, so it's on here. I've just **** something resembling the length and girth of a ****ing anaconda with NO snap-off until the very end. Must have swallowed it in Mexico without knowing

Those are some of my favourite ****s