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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He runs them over in his wheelchair.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hoovering them up in his combine harvester i expect.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I can imagine a drunk or stoned man on a motorised wheelchair going down Knutsford road chasing a cat screaming at it saying "I'll get you with my combined harvester you cock womble French badger".
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Funny.... that EXACTLY what i was imagining too. Except a giant snail was on his shoulder.
     
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    If ever that way and mrs/kids free I'll call in for one. Very unlikely in the near future though
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    THE HAMMERHEAD <yikes> TM




     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Be well worth it for the giggle <laugh>
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Bashes cats brains in with his penis..

    this has now taken a bizarre turn
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's the only way to be sure <laugh>
     
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    Only now?
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think we just need to get back to common decent drunken debauchery and rampant drug taking at the cheese here.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There isn't nearly as much since the demise of Denice <doh>
     
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    And a pod of dolphins is chasing him in the ship canal or the mersey
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Or both <laugh>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    what is DeniSe up to these days?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's not been very well, according to her son. She's had blood clots.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    So it's not all progress.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's why this thread is much quieter now than it was. There was always something going on when Denice ran the gaff, mainly sambuca-fuelled <laugh>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can't find the getting paid to thread, so it's on here. I've just **** something resembling the length and girth of a ****ing anaconda with NO snap-off until the very end. Must have swallowed it in Mexico without knowing <laugh>
     
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    Those are some of my favourite ****s <ok>
     
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