Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Zingy]

Saw my eldest for the last time for 7 months last night. She ****s off back to Dubai on Friday. She will now have to pay 5% tax to use skype over there as the government owns all the websites in the UAE. In February, my youngest ****s off to Mexico with her boyfriend for an undetermined period of time. In this case, the boyfriend is a good lad. I'll be very lonely.

I hope your youngest has a great time in Mexico and stays safe. Her boyfriend...not so much.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I hope your youngest has a great time in Mexico and stays safe. Her boyfriend...not so much.

George is a ****ing ****, so no ill wished to him.

 

[Garlic Klopp]

George is a ****ing ****, so no ill wished to him.

#lifestory

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

#lifestory

In 10 words?

 

[Garlic Klopp]

In 10 words?

Looks like 11 to me, but I am a pedant

 

[Zanjinho]

Looks like 11 to me, but I am a pedant

He refuses to count French words

 

[Garlic Klopp]

RHC will be wearing one of these to survive the trip home from the Cheese

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5246831/A-belt-airbag-PREDICTS-fall.html

 

[saintanton]

RHC will be wearing one of these to survive the trip home from the Cheese

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5246831/A-belt-airbag-PREDICTS-fall.html

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[moreinjuredthanowen]

RHC will be wearing one of these to survive the trip home from the Cheese

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5246831/A-belt-airbag-PREDICTS-fall.html

what happens when they fall flat on their face though.. no broken hips but a smashed in head?

lesson for all the youngsters out at 3am. if you are tipping pensioners over. go for the straight push in the back?

Worked for holgate anyway

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

RHC will be wearing one of these to survive the trip home from the Cheese

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5246831/A-belt-airbag-PREDICTS-fall.html

You can **** right off. Have a look where the ****ing manufacturer is based

 

[Garlic Klopp]

You can **** right off. Have a look where the ****ing manufacturer is based

If this had been about a Xmas that would have sorted the secret Santa for me. As to where the manufacturers are based well that's just the mustard on the top of this particular baguette!

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

If this had been about a Xmas that would have sorted the secret Santa for me. As to where the manufacturers are based well that's just the mustard on the top of this particular baguette!

No ****ing Colman's then is it

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

RHC will be wearing one of these to survive the trip home from the Cheese

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5246831/A-belt-airbag-PREDICTS-fall.html

Any club managed by Jose Mourinho needs that.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

what happens when they fall flat on their face though.. no broken hips but a smashed in head?

At least your bum will be padded if someone steps on you whilst you're down.

 

[Garlic Klopp]

No ****ing Colman's then is it

Calm down

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[Milk not bear jizz]

Would the NHS pay to have these installed in RHC's home to replace his existing stairs?

Spoiler: Alternate Stairs

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[Red Hadron Collider]

Would the NHS pay to have these installed in RHC's home to replace his existing stairs?

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Now there's a good idea

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Acquired a pair of snide Armani jeans last night in the Cheese from a long-time likely lad. £20. I've never owned a real pair, but I have to say they look very authentic, even down to the packaging. They'll probably shrink to **** when they're washed

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Acquired a pair of snide Armani jeans last night in the Cheese from a long-time likely lad. £20. I've never owned a real pair, but I have to say they look very authentic, even down to the packaging. They'll probably shrink to **** when they're washed

they are snide?

as in they act like me?

(according to zanjinha?)

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

they are snide?

as in they act like me?

(according to zanjinha?)

Don't act soft, MITO. You know what 'snide' means in this context