Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Red Hadron Collider said:
How ****ing old are you? I got taken to one side by the new landlord last night. Apparently the unit has been slagging it off on FB, calling it a **** hole. I just said it's nothing to do with me <laugh>
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Yup it's only your Internet she uses.

Taking a risk there she is... you could take half the clientele with you if you decided to shift.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
Yup it's only your Internet she uses.

Taking a risk there she is... you could take half the clientele with you if you decided to shift.
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Her phone actually. I got my replacement laptop via the insurance from PC World on Saturday. When we tried to use it on Monday, it didn't ****ing work <grr> Has to go back today for a replacement.

Take half of them where? Nowhere to go.
 
That **** from Oldham's really grinding my ****ing gears at the moment. I'm not a (physically) violent person, but I'm close to sticking the head on the ****ing ****house. <grr>
 
There Will Be Cookie said:
From the FB page the new landlords seem to be having a legitimising effect on the place, I think Denice was the problem before
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I got off the bus last night after work and was walking towards the Cheese. Scots Gary was coming in the other direction. As I passed, he said "Enjoy yourself in there with those ****ing arseholes". When I arrived, the only people in there were the Oldham **** and his vile bitch <grr>
 
saintKlopp said:
That's for the bouncers.






Sorry, couldn't help meself.
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FFS <doh>

I have my appointment with the consultant orthopaedic surgeon next Tuesday morning. I had the low-down on him from a recent knee replacement person who goes in the Cheese (thick as ****). He says he's really good, but is extremely arrogant and is vehemently anti-smoking. Mind you, this bloke would think anyone with more than one neuron was arrogant. It should be an interesting meeting, but I have it all mapped out, following the recent business with the bites and the various tests that I underwent, all of which were absolutely fine.

Mind you, I'll make ****ing sure I don't upset him. After all, he'll be the one with the scalpel, saw, hammer and chisel in his hands - not all at the same time, I hope <yikes>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
FFS <doh>

I have my appointment with the consultant orthopaedic surgeon next Tuesday morning. I had the low-down on him from a recent knee replacement person who goes in the Cheese (thick as ****). He says he's really good, but is extremely arrogant and is vehemently anti-smoking. Mind you, this bloke would think anyone with more than one neuron was arrogant. It should be an interesting meeting, but I have it all mapped out, following the recent business with the bites and the various tests that I underwent, all of which were absolutely fine.

Mind you, I'll make ****ing sure I don't upset him. After all, he'll be the one with the scalpel, saw, hammer and chisel in his hands - not all at the same time, I hope <yikes>
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if your sats are fine he probably won't bitch to much re your smoking - though try not to go in stinking of smoke.
more likely to be interested in your lifestyle to ensure your replacement knee isn't going to be wasted by you damaging it within few years.
 
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