G'marnin me ol china plate. How's the bricks and mortar?What the ****ing hell? This is The Cheese. Take your guns, bog roll and **** elsewhere, ****s
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Saw the vascular specialist about those bites on my leg earlier . **** me. I have to have an op. He only sees one or two cases like this per year. They have no idea what causes it, but it's like a continuous immune reaction and the ****ers won't heal. They have to take flesh away to try and ensure the normal healing process begins again. No certainty it'll work 
I know a bloke who had something similar, he had several ops trying to sort it.Saw the vascular specialist about those bites on my leg earlier . **** me. I have to have an op. He only sees one or two cases like this per year. They have no idea what causes it, but it's like a continuous immune reaction and the ****ers won't heal. They have to take flesh away to try and ensure the normal healing process begins again. No certainty it'll work
In the end they bottomed it though
Or rather they bottomed him, as they amputated them
I was at Glastonbury one year (late 80's?) when a fella ended up in the communal ****-pitI don't often use public toilets, at work I go to the execs floor. The cleaner does the rounds everyday all day so it's never really a state.
But I've been to Glastonbury, festivals are renowned for ghastly toilet experiences. But, I have a particular system....
1. Take flush-able wet toilet wipes for your arse. It's a life saver.
2. I took disinfectant wipes to wipe the toilet seats.
3. Don't go to bed early, it's a festival FFS. Go to the compost toilets as you're getting back to the tent area at 3/4am when it's quiet and enjoy not being rushed.
With all of the above, I haven't had one bad toilet experience there. It's all about prep.
His bog just totally collapsed and down he went
Good job it's closed down then so you'll never get the chance
When they go in to rip out the inside it'll be like the government people coming for Eliot and E.T.
Then after that it'll need some biological stabilisation time like Hiroshima, Chernobyl or Fukushima
Saw the vascular specialist about those bites on my leg earlier . **** me. I have to have an op. He only sees one or two cases like this per year. They have no idea what causes it, but it's like a continuous immune reaction and the ****ers won't heal. They have to take flesh away to try and ensure the normal healing process begins again. No certainty it'll work
Have you tried Germolene?
I know a bloke who had something similar, he had several ops trying to sort it.
In the end they bottomed it though
Or rather they bottomed him, as they amputated them
Thanks so much for your personal support.
At least you'd upgrade from the crutches to a wheelchair. Might be lucky and get a motorized one.
I do think they are being a wee bit mean on this one. just a smidge when you are clearly worried about it
At least you'd upgrade from the crutches to a wheelchair. Might be lucky and get a motorized one.
He needs to get the unit shifted sharpish though, once he's legless (not in the usually RHC sense) he'll stuck with her forever
Judging by how he is somehow under her thumb (very, very baffling), it wouldn't surprise me if he ends up moving out.He needs to get the unit shifted sharpish though, once he's legless (not in the usually RHC sense) he'll stuck with her forever
Judging by how he is somehow under her thumb (very, very baffling), it wouldn't surprise me if he ends up moving out.
Maybe she will put him in a care home?
That's a good point. I think that would suit him down to the ground.
Maybe she will put him in a care home?
That's a good point. I think that would suit him down to the ground.
Least he won't hurt himself falling over then...
Maybe 'The Unit' is actually a fella, and RHC's his bitchJudging by how he is somehow under her thumb (very, very baffling), it wouldn't surprise me if he ends up moving out.
I was only joking mate, he didn't lose his legs at all.
he snuffed it
The latter wouldn't be a bad option, under anaesthetic, of course