Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

G'marnin me ol china plate. How's the bricks and mortar?

 

Saw the vascular specialist about those bites on my leg earlier . **** me. I have to have an op. He only sees one or two cases like this per year. They have no idea what causes it, but it's like a continuous immune reaction and the ****ers won't heal. They have to take flesh away to try and ensure the normal healing process begins again. No certainty it'll work

 

**** off. Seeing the oldest tonight and the youngest tomorrow.

 

I know a bloke who had something similar, he had several ops trying to sort it.

In the end they bottomed it though

Or rather they bottomed him, as they amputated them

 

I was at Glastonbury one year (late 80's?) when a fella ended up in the communal ****-pit

His bog just totally collapsed and down he went

 

I wouldn't use the toilets at the cheese without a hazmat suit.

 

Good job it's closed down then so you'll never get the chance

When they go in to rip out the inside it'll be like the government people coming for Eliot and E.T.

Then after that it'll need some biological stabilisation time like Hiroshima, Chernobyl or Fukushima

 

Have you tried Germolene?

 

Thanks so much for your personal support.

 

At least you'd upgrade from the crutches to a wheelchair. Might be lucky and get a motorized one.

 

I do think they are being a wee bit mean on this one. just a smidge when you are clearly worried about it

 

He needs to get the unit shifted sharpish though, once he's legless (not in the usually RHC sense) he'll stuck with her forever

 

I was only joking mate, he didn't lose his legs at all.


he snuffed it

 

Judging by how he is somehow under her thumb (very, very baffling), it wouldn't surprise me if he ends up moving out.

 

Maybe she will put him in a care home?

 

That's a good point. I think that would suit him down to the ground.

 

Least he won't hurt himself falling over then...

 

Maybe 'The Unit' is actually a fella, and RHC's his bitch

 

@InBiscanWeTrust ...?

 

The latter wouldn't be a bad option, under anaesthetic, of course