Get an IV machine and have your body drip fed Carling instead. Can skip the pub and avoid all the annoying people.
yup milk its a celebration of their life. why in ye olden days it'd carry on for 3 days round the corpse til people were drunk enough to dance with it.
what has the world come to when even RHC uses Politically Correct language next thing you know a wheelchair will be a personal mobility device.
a really good funeral normally ends up with a family brawl followed by lachrymose making up over a bottle of JD.
Weddings and funerals are emotional occasions that gather together families from all over to remind them why they have nothing to do with each other the rest of the time.
I've never met, or only met once or twice, most of my family members. On Mum's side they're spread out across eastern Europe and don't speak English. On my dad's side most are dead or part of a family split after my grandmother's funeral so haven't spoke since (so I never met them). I grew up with essentially just my immediate family. Saw the German grandmother once every 4 years or so.
It was hideous over the weekend. A feral creche was established. Maniac children and the parents were worse.More frightening than Alien Covenant
