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[Milk not bear jizz]

NO. UNDER NO SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

Get an IV machine and have your body drip fed Carling instead.

Can skip the pub and avoid all the annoying people.

 

[saintanton]

I've actually never been to a funeral. I've been fortunate enough that noone close to me has died. So maybe I don't fully understand the ritual.

When my Wife's grandfather died I was very sick so she went alone.

That said, is it normal to go out and get drunk and party after a funeral? Never having been to one I can't draw on my own experiences, but that seems a very unfunerally thing to do.

Nah, it's the only thing to do.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Get an IV machine and have your body drip fed Carling instead.

Can skip the pub and avoid all the annoying people.

That's not the same. It reaffirms my self-image anyway

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I've actually never been to a funeral. I've been fortunate enough that noone close to me has died. So maybe I don't fully understand the ritual.

When my Wife's grandfather died I was very sick so she went alone.

That said, is it normal to go out and get drunk and party after a funeral? Never having been to one I can't draw on my own experiences, but that seems a very unfunerally thing to do.

It is in Latchford, because the deceased was usually a pisshead

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Nah, it's the only thing to do.

yup

milk its a celebration of their life. why in ye olden days it'd carry on for 3 days round the corpse til people were drunk enough to dance with it.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

yup

milk its a celebration of their life. why in ye olden days it'd carry on for 3 days round the corpse til people were drunk enough to dance with it.

As long as that's all they did with it.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

As long as that's all they did with it.

After 3 days nobody can remember

 

[saintanton]

yup

milk its a celebration of their life. why in ye olden days it'd carry on for 3 days round the corpse til people were drunk enough to dance with it.

And it was drunk enough to dance with them.

 

[Solid Air]

There's zero choice for the mobility-compromised. The Cheese is the only one. I'm not ****ing about with the Grange now the footy's finished

what has the world come to when even RHC uses Politically Correct language
next thing you know a wheelchair will be a personal mobility device.

 

[Solid Air]

I've actually never been to a funeral. I've been fortunate enough that noone close to me has died. So maybe I don't fully understand the ritual.

When my Wife's grandfather died I was very sick so she went alone.

That said, is it normal to go out and get drunk and party after a funeral? Never having been to one I can't draw on my own experiences, but that seems a very unfunerally thing to do.

a really good funeral normally ends up with a family brawl followed by lachrymose making up over a bottle of JD.

 

[saintanton]

a really good funeral normally ends up with a family brawl followed by lachrymose making up over a bottle of JD.

Weddings and funerals are emotional occasions that gather together families from all over to remind them why they have nothing to do with each other the rest of the time.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Weddings and funerals are emotional occasions that gather together families from all over to remind them why they have nothing to do with each other the rest of the time.

Don't forget Christmas.

 

[saintanton]

Don't forget Christmas.

I have tried.

 

[Zanjinho]

Don't forget Christmas.

You see more family members at a funeral or wedding than you do at Christmas

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

You see more family members at a funeral or wedding than you do at Christmas

True. You only see the ones you really hate at christmas.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I've never met, or only met once or twice, most of my family members. On Mum's side they're spread out across eastern Europe and don't speak English. On my dad's side most are dead or part of a family split after my grandmother's funeral so haven't spoke since (so I never met them).

I grew up with essentially just my immediate family. Saw the German grandmother once every 4 years or so.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

It was hideous over the weekend. A feral creche was established. Maniac children and the parents were worse.More frightening than Alien Covenant

 

[Tobes]

It was hideous over the weekend. A feral creche was established. Maniac children and the parents were worse.More frightening than Alien Covenant

Kids in the alehouse do my ****ing nut in. Take them to Wacky Warehouse you scruffy ****s.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Kids in the alehouse do my ****ing nut in. Take them to Wacky Warehouse you scruffy ****s.

They did a ****ing BBQ every day which dragged the unwashed ****ers in as well

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

It was hideous over the weekend. A feral creche was established. Maniac children and the parents were worse.More frightening than Alien Covenant

It's not frightening