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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Not quite. Went to bed early because a cold has preventing me from sleeping well. Went to bed around 9, woke at 11 when a massive thunderclap went off outside my window. (2 tornados touched down in the area last night about 15 mins drive away)

    I am incapable of falling back asleep if I wake up at night. Ended up playing with cats and tablet most of night.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    really?

    thats good. the guy i knew had a bike to go everywhere.. well a trike cos he was saying he could not afford to pound the ground and wear them out.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I always post exactly where I'm supposed to.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Depends on when he had them fitted, the technology moves on all the time.

    The only thing you can't do with them is kneel lol
     
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  5. Zanjinho

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    FFS...<doh>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you ever decide to have a sex change can I suggest the name Eileen?
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And if you stay a man you can be called Bob.
     
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    Did some quality online stalking of that fit nurse and turns out she's in a long term relationship with this guy who is a soldier so think I'll leave that alone, not that there'd be much of a chance anyways the spare minute i get to say hello-goodbye to her. Bit older than I thought as well but looks amazing for it so I was surprised, fantastic figure and some of the best #arsecheeks going @DirtyFrank
     
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  9. Tobes

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    = away a lot
    = lonely
    = might be up for some cheeky cock on the side
    = have a bash
    = don't tell her where you live, just in case <laugh>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Make up some fake name too, something like Cuthbert Anderson. (Or reverse those names somehow).

    That way she can't track you down.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Christ, it was indeed awful. The beer garden was rammed with kids and there was the arse end of a funeral in there as well. Jukie on full vol, screaming brats on scooters IN THE PUB and pissed up funeral goers. What bliss <grr>
     
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    Already done that mate, told her I was in Specialist recruitment in the Warrington area.

    Her old man is a right unit, works away on the rigs <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh? <yikes>
     
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    Find a proper pub.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    go down the grange and seduce the wench behind the bar there.

    I mean after hearing of the chav with the baseball cap behind the bar i would have never gone in at all.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's zero choice for the mobility-compromised. The Cheese is the only one. I'm not ****ing about with the Grange now the footy's finished <laugh>
     
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    Get a mobility scooter and race the combines down to a decent alehouse.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    NO. UNDER NO SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've actually never been to a funeral. I've been fortunate enough that noone close to me has died. So maybe I don't fully understand the ritual.

    When my Wife's grandfather died I was very sick so she went alone.

    That said, is it normal to go out and get drunk and party after a funeral? Never having been to one I can't draw on my own experiences, but that seems a very unfunerally thing to do.
     
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