Not as subtle as usual, saint It was an experience to walk in there stone-cold sober and witness that.
What to the page where you were that bladdered you had to be carried out.... a bit like the fella from last night (only minus the carrots) The only difference is the time of day
No, Tobes. Wrong (feel like dave here ) I actually got out of there and across the main road before I collapsed. Nor did I spew up or piss myself. Admit you're ****ing totally wrong and move on. This should go well
I didn't think it was possible to get intoxicated on Carling. Doesn't the drink need alcohol in it before it gets people drunk? They did a study once where they "invited test subjects to a party" and served non-alcoholic punch and beer to them that they told them was alcoholic and told them to drink as much as they wanted. Most of the people in the study claimed to have got drunk and expressed drunk-symptoms. I think drinking Carling is probably about the same kind of thing.
I did say minus the carrots....and I didn't realise that which side of the road you passed out on had a bearing on it like Anyway, not even close to a Dave argument that, for a start off you didn't call me a thick idiot, get it right ffs.
I think it's the sambucas that nail him, as you're right, you'd burst before getting bevvied on that watery piss
FFS http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bevy http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bevvy