Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it mate

You can join too if you like

*subject to terms and conditions*

1. No mingers
2. No STD's
3. No cock wombles

 

so you are saying RHC is not invited then.

 

See my previous two

 

Yep, the unit doesn't sound like she'd pass T&C No.1 & possibly No.2.

 

4. bring more friends if you're a lesbian

 

She certainly doesn't pass no.3 if she coming with RHC

 

I have and I wasn't unduly impressed.

 

Hence your excuses

 

Nice try at swinging attention away from your unforgivable, horrendous mistake, btw.
Whatever it was.

 

No effort required

 

I went to a party once were everyone put their keys in a fishbowl. I got an AA box just outside Huddersfield.

 

I went to one of those and got a shubunkin.

 

I got the bowl

 

I invited a woman to connect with me yesterday on LinkedIn. The only reason was that she's very attractive. Her job is a risk management manager - I didn't initially look at her full profile, so no obvious work reason to connect. She accepted my invitation and I've just viewed her full profile. Turns out she's got a degree in biomedical science and a PhD. She's now with Waters, but used to work for a competitor of my biggest client. I don't know what her job involves, but I've emailed her to ask her to explain it.

But the biggest coincidence of all..............


















SHE LIVES IN LATCHFORD

 

Marry her.... marry her now... leave your house to the unit and move in with her.

 

Sounds nice mate. You should invite her for a drink down the pub.

 

Yeah, make a good impression and all that............Denise with her tits out,Rotty crap on the floor,maybe a fight or two............

 

It was the staff Christmas party at the Cheese last night. Six pissed up women putting dogshit on the jukie. And Denice had her tits out again

 

Metaphorical or literal? Can't really be sure in that place.

Why does Denice even bother wearing a top in the first place?

 

Can I take a stab at her name?